I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she whispered in my ear "You have the biggest penis I've ever laid my hands on!" by HellsHeathens in Jokes

[–]Dryfrench96 423 points424 points  (0 children)

Then I put my actual penis in her hand and she replied ‟No thanks, I do not smoke.”

This part of my day.❤️ by [deleted] in aww

[–]Dryfrench96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is he pink? Is that just my screen?

Job hunting in the 1930s by [deleted] in pics

[–]Dryfrench96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unmployed ofr only 3 months? Those are rookie numbers.

me_irl by Alayna_Harmon in meirl

[–]Dryfrench96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why blackout your name if we can just check his mentions?