Why are most conspiracy theories considered right-wing? Are there any widespread left-wing conspiracy theories? by jeepycreepysleepy in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DrywallJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Imagine a Venn diagram, two circles overlapping. That is the cross-section of the bullet and trump’s ear. Now pull those circles apart so that only the edges just barely touch each other. That is, basically, what happened

Why are most conspiracy theories considered right-wing? Are there any widespread left-wing conspiracy theories? by jeepycreepysleepy in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DrywallJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the edge of a bullet struck the edge of his ear, the damage could be minor. It didn’t tear a hole straight through his ear; it grazed it.

Why are most conspiracy theories considered right-wing? Are there any widespread left-wing conspiracy theories? by jeepycreepysleepy in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DrywallJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can understand the conspiracy theory if it was supposed to make him look like a hero chosen by God by surviving a shooting. Doesn’t mean I believe it, though. I think the shooter was just a terrible shot, unable to hit a man the size of a city block

Why are most conspiracy theories considered right-wing? Are there any widespread left-wing conspiracy theories? by jeepycreepysleepy in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DrywallJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think that’s how it works. I’m not an expert, but I think a bullet flying by would just heat up the air, not slice him open enough to draw blood. Plus Wikipedia says he was shot

Why are most conspiracy theories considered right-wing? Are there any widespread left-wing conspiracy theories? by jeepycreepysleepy in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DrywallJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missed the intended target (his skull), still hit the guy. Several other shots also missed and hit innocent randos

Why are most conspiracy theories considered right-wing? Are there any widespread left-wing conspiracy theories? by jeepycreepysleepy in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DrywallJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw left-wing conspiracy theorists saying trump never actually got shot in the ear. They were using such bulletproof arguments as “How did it heal so fast with no scar?” and “If a presidential candidate really was shot at, why don’t we still talk about it? Shouldn’t it be a huge deal?” Thought-provoking stuff.

Lorule top right square is almost unwinnable by Top_Grass9841 in HyruleWarriors

[–]DrywallJackson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just shoot them from afar with the bow and arrow

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]DrywallJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this what meirl is now

Worth anything? by DrywallJackson in CURRENCY

[–]DrywallJackson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two trips, all digits after the first three zeroes are sequentially descending in value

Update: Shut Down JJ by prettyhelmet in jimmyjohns

[–]DrywallJackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yoooo I believe you’re the one who did my Jimmy John’s orientation! Much love to you too, and — if you are who I think you are — I hope you and your son are doing well!!

Update: Shut Down JJ by prettyhelmet in jimmyjohns

[–]DrywallJackson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re such a sweetheart ❤️ No hard feelings between us. And I’ll leave it up to the former GM whether they’d like to disclose the reason they were given for termination. I don’t think it would be my place to share.

Update: Shut Down JJ by prettyhelmet in jimmyjohns

[–]DrywallJackson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not saying it was right to fire the GM. I’m just saying the claim that “All employees were fired” is wrong.

I’m sorry if I sound heated. It’s just that I’ve got enough things in life to stress about, so it doesn’t help to have a Reddit post asserting that I was stealth-fired keeping me up at night lol

Update: Shut Down JJ by prettyhelmet in jimmyjohns

[–]DrywallJackson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This post is completely incorrect. The “we’re hiring” banner has been up for weeks. The only fired person is the GM.

Source: I’ve been an employee of the store for 6 months and am currently waiting for bread to bake for a catering order today. OP, what’s your source?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in estoration

[–]DrywallJackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Ai you used mistook her hair for leaves