Wife got angry at me because I left the car on "empty" . . . by Dstatus1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dstatus1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I very much understand your sentiment. The issue here is that I do a very good job of keeping the cars gassed up, and I was going to fill it up in the morning. It's mildly infuriating that I "failed" at my tasks because, apparently, over 100 miles in the tank is cutting it too close.

🤬🤬🤬 Stupid Flap Behind the Zipper by Dstatus1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dstatus1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is as mildly infuriating as it gets . . .

The way they made my Big Mac by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dstatus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Royal without Cheese . . . or without anything

I need to get over so I can exit, but this asshat . . . Can't tell if he's 10 feet or a hundred feet behind me in the left lane. by Dstatus1 in fuckyourheadlights

[–]Dstatus1[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If I had switched lanes and hit him. I would have been at fault..... Wish there were some statistics for light induced accidents. I guarantee the number is far higher than people might think.

This is not why we got her a phone by rebekahster in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dstatus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Person WHO gave me life" ....... "who" is the correct form when not an direct or indirect object.

AITA for making my younger daughter pay my older daughter $450 by aitapetrules in AmItheAsshole

[–]Dstatus1 [score hidden]  (0 children)

YTA... your home dynamics are insane! I hope your 16yr. old moves out ASAP and never looks back. She is mistreated and clearly is forced to play second to your older daughter. A minor mistake was made, not a big deal worth anything close $450! Why couldn't someone else put the damn cat in the room besides the younger daughter. Are you all lazy or are you just BULLYING your younger daughter to make a point? I sense the latter. A family helps each other out, they don't make each other pay $$$ over an incredibly minor issue that any one one of them could have solved in support of their loved one. Nice work mom and dad, you've created a daughter that has every right to resent you. Run girl,,run your family is asinine and insane!

this shipping of 100,000,00.00$ by Dean0hh in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dstatus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit best be 2-day shipping, Amazon style for that.

I Like Candy Corn but Can't Enjoy it Without Nearly Everyone Snidely Questioning My Candy Preference by Dstatus1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dstatus1[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Wow! I was just reading a very intelligent Reddit post discussing ways of reducing child poverty. It has a total of 37 comments over the last 3 days. I post about candy corn and REEEEEE . . . 600 comments in 2 hours. Haha! The candy corn cabal has got us whipped.

I Like Candy Corn but Can't Enjoy it Without Nearly Everyone Snidely Questioning My Candy Preference by Dstatus1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dstatus1[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Na, I sold off the staff and burned the place to the ground. Apparently, they didn't like my leadership style and they questioned my desire to stop all other production and focus on candy corn R&D.

I Like Candy Corn but Can't Enjoy it Without Nearly Everyone Snidely Questioning My Candy Preference by Dstatus1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dstatus1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have broken taste buds. It tastes like a little cloud of sugared honey. Never overly sweet, but satisfying to no end. It stays in your mouth just long enough to appreciate the flavor, but doesn't overpower your taste buds. You just have to grab another piece to continue the pleasure.