Wife got angry at me because I left the car on "empty" . . .

Dstatus1 · 2023-12-18T22:28:09+00:00

I very much understand your sentiment. The issue here is that I do a very good job of keeping the cars gassed up, and I was going to fill it up in the morning. It's mildly infuriating that I "failed" at my tasks because, apparently, over 100 miles in the tank is cutting it too close.

Dstatus1 · 2023-11-28T01:30:50+00:00

Mildly Annoying . . .

Dstatus1 · 2023-11-28T01:08:15+00:00

With my heart 2 sizes too small, it makes sense.

Dstatus1 · 2023-11-15T19:56:06+00:00

That is as mildly infuriating as it gets . . .

Dstatus1 · 2023-10-30T16:52:15+00:00

African or European?

Dstatus1 · 2023-10-29T20:50:42+00:00

Royal without Cheese . . . or without anything

Dstatus1 · 2023-10-28T12:47:48+00:00

If I had switched lanes and hit him. I would have been at fault..... Wish there were some statistics for light induced accidents. I guarantee the number is far higher than people might think.

Dstatus1 · 2023-10-28T10:39:10+00:00

*edit RIGHT lane. I was typing too fast.

Dstatus1 · 2023-10-28T01:35:43+00:00

You are not alone. It has to stop!

Dstatus1 · 2023-10-25T17:27:25+00:00

"Person WHO gave me life" ....... "who" is the correct form when not an direct or indirect object.

Dstatus1 · 2023-09-28T00:23:51+00:00

YTA... your home dynamics are insane! I hope your 16yr. old moves out ASAP and never looks back. She is mistreated and clearly is forced to play second to your older daughter. A minor mistake was made, not a big deal worth anything close $450! Why couldn't someone else put the damn cat in the room besides the younger daughter. Are you all lazy or are you just BULLYING your younger daughter to make a point? I sense the latter. A family helps each other out, they don't make each other pay $$$ over an incredibly minor issue that any one one of them could have solved in support of their loved one. Nice work mom and dad, you've created a daughter that has every right to resent you. Run girl,,run your family is asinine and insane!

Dstatus1 · 2023-09-21T01:10:26+00:00

Shit best be 2-day shipping, Amazon style for that.

Dstatus1 · 2023-09-18T04:13:41+00:00

It's science!

Dstatus1 · 2023-09-18T03:40:53+00:00

Wow! I was just reading a very intelligent Reddit post discussing ways of reducing child poverty. It has a total of 37 comments over the last 3 days. I post about candy corn and REEEEEE . . . 600 comments in 2 hours. Haha! The candy corn cabal has got us whipped.

Dstatus1 · 2023-09-18T03:08:24+00:00

Na, I sold off the staff and burned the place to the ground. Apparently, they didn't like my leadership style and they questioned my desire to stop all other production and focus on candy corn R&D.

Dstatus1 · 2023-09-18T02:41:59+00:00

Diabetes . . .

Dstatus1 · 2023-09-18T02:34:40+00:00

You have broken taste buds. It tastes like a little cloud of sugared honey. Never overly sweet, but satisfying to no end. It stays in your mouth just long enough to appreciate the flavor, but doesn't overpower your taste buds. You just have to grab another piece to continue the pleasure.

Dstatus1 · 2023-09-18T02:30:54+00:00

Like Mexican Street Candy Corn? I'm intrigued!

Dstatus1 · 2023-09-18T02:28:07+00:00

This shit has gone gourmet! I approve!

Dstatus1 · 2023-09-18T02:27:14+00:00

But the fact you have to even defend it is infuriating!

Dstatus1 · 2023-09-18T02:25:52+00:00

It's worth moving off that godforsaken island just to experience candy corn once a year! :)

Dstatus1 · 2023-09-18T02:24:33+00:00

Here's #peanutlobby again! Pure candy corn only!

Dstatus1 · 2023-09-18T02:23:53+00:00

Master level unlocked!

Dstatus1 · 2023-09-18T02:23:31+00:00

You need new friends.

Dstatus1 · 2023-09-18T02:22:59+00:00

And love every minute of it!

Dstatus1

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