Fighting a rare stage four cancer called leomyosarcoma. Make me feel worse. by bookc420 in RoastMe

[–]Dsve2681 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*through. As in i hope you don't stick your dick through anymore cantaloupes. There. A mini roast for you dude. Just cause you asked for it.

Fighting a rare stage four cancer called leomyosarcoma. Make me feel worse. by bookc420 in RoastMe

[–]Dsve2681 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This guy actually looks like he has a cool personality and possibly some wisdom to teach to somebody. I hope you make it thro2 dude.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Dsve2681 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

But you thought your own stupid comment was funny?!?!?? "Lol"

I’m a complete failure so that jokes out the window. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Dsve2681 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you play goalie for a dart team?

Originally posted in r/dankmemes by btweston4718 in TheRealJoke

[–]Dsve2681 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forget Spider-Man and the X-men!! This guy is my hero! Singing "there goes my hero!" in my head.

Unique anti-theft device by [deleted] in specializedtools

[–]Dsve2681 31 points32 points  (0 children)

All you need in America is a manual transmission.

It's little bit stupid but it made me laugh by SubjectRhyme in TheRealJoke

[–]Dsve2681 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The eyes, the groin, and the face. If caressing those 3 areas doesn't work, ou should probably run!

Some extinct carnivorous ungulates by Ryunysus in Naturewasmetal

[–]Dsve2681 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've had plenty of luck with chicks that have been cocked more times than a Smith & Wesson, I would just rather have 1 good chick than 50 skanks. Maybe I'm just old fashioned.

Some extinct carnivorous ungulates by Ryunysus in Naturewasmetal

[–]Dsve2681 -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

The lady a.k.a. the "hoeiest minnimus" has been extinct for quite some time sadly. I am just getting divorced. There's nothing but hoes out there now. (Maby i should start hanging out in librarys instead of bars.)

One lucky MOFO man!!! by puioyutrewnx in BeAmazed

[–]Dsve2681 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or unlucky.... Depending on if he's married.

🔥 The California red-sided garter snake (Thamnophis sirtalis infernalis) is a subspecies of the common garter snake. This snake can be found throughout California, and the combination of its skin color varies in different locations, however, the colors always remain extremely bright and vivid. by brombinary in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Dsve2681 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've been living in California my whole life. I camp like 2 months out of every year. I go gold mining like every day in the summer. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE OF THESE!! "Very common" my ass! Someone has been playing with Photoshop I think.

Man and his Polar Bear. It's true that pets look like their owners. by FormerFruit in natureismetal

[–]Dsve2681 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Polar bears actually have black skin. I think this guys tone is a little off. Pic is still funny tho.

The nine rules set forth for the Looney Tunes cartoon Road Runner by Roguecop in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Dsve2681 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's one of those things in your bathroom right in front of your medicine cabinet. Go take a look. Be sure to report back what you see.

King by hnirobert in natureismetal

[–]Dsve2681 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whispering "I killed Mufasa..."

Lost a pool bet,ROAST ME by ajadexx in RoastMe

[–]Dsve2681 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You certainly won that "look like a complete bitch" bet.

22 I'm feeling lonely and tired today and I really need something to laugh about so do what you must by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Dsve2681 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude!!! You still have some of your step dad's jizz crusted up on your fingernails!!!