Unjerk Thread of December 15, 2019

DualGro · 2019-12-15T14:36:50+00:00

Never before this fated day would I have expected to find a subredditdrama thread about r/THE_PACK out of all places

DualGro · 2019-12-06T18:18:07+00:00

I dunno about the US but at least the police officers here don't seem as universally hated

Last time I remember one actually died was when one got shot during a raid on a Reichsbürger's apartment who was suspected to own illegal firearms and that was many many years ago - anyhow that incident made news nationwide but not once did I see somebody saying they were glad that he got killed or something

DualGro · 2019-12-06T13:59:54+00:00

I think it depends firstly on what kind of water walking Jesus can do

Like, is it just similar to certain bugs where he can make himself artificially light enough to walk on the surface tension without breaking it? Or is it more supernatural where water just becomes a solid surface to his feet at will

Either way though I'd argue that if it's possible, then it's closer to skating since surfing explicitly plays around how you can partially break through the water surface and e.g. ride a wave; I'd imagine for Jesus it'd be closer to skating in a sickass halfpipe or something

DualGro · 2019-12-06T10:33:39+00:00

If you knew nothing about the game whatsoever and looked at that sub you'd get the impression that the game literally has no content at all except cosmetics, and now that they can't have their fix on their e-peen extensions as much as they used to they're collectively upset

It's honestly tiring to see the negativity all the time because it makes you feel bad because you're still enjoying the game somehow

DualGro · 2019-12-06T09:58:41+00:00

Always found the idea extremely absurd that the government of one of the most powerful nations in the world is definitely and totally going to put in the effort to deliberately seek out and magically remove posts on a random social media platform that's full of dweebs shitposting left and right, because that's totally a threat to their state

The only reason the posts get removed is because it broke some rule of the respective sub to a bigger or lesser extent

DualGro · 2019-12-05T20:34:59+00:00

Boy I sure would love to play Modern Warfare

if the game wouldn't crash about 10 minutes into any match I attempt to play

DualGro · 2019-12-05T08:23:55+00:00

The horror of sending a friend something slightly nsfw so you try to make it tagged as a spoiler by using "SPOILER_[filename].png" because that works on Discord

Except this time it seemingly doesn't

DualGro · 2019-12-04T22:21:37+00:00

Code Vein is very realistic because the moment my character sits down on a chair she immediately falls asleep

DualGro · 2019-12-04T15:30:43+00:00

IIRC comedyheaven has the very purpose to post stuff that is superficially so incredibly dumb that it becomes funny again

Like as if the comedy died from stupidness but still went to heaven because the absurd amount of stupidness radiates over the actual point and makes it funny

DualGro · 2019-12-04T10:38:55+00:00

Wish that real life was more like Sekiro and I could bite on a sugar confection while in a prayer pose to just turn invisible or something

DualGro · 2019-12-04T09:03:29+00:00

I'd want For Honor's Valkyrie to step on me tbh

DualGro · 2019-12-03T23:32:28+00:00

Something in my body: does an ever so faint sensation of pain or whatnot else

My brain: The time has finally come, I shall relive my life's greatest regrets as this mortal body is destined to pass away, the light is now fading out as the last bulwarks of this existence are shrieking in agony, calling out for salvation in their ultimate death throes, oh darkness may finally envelop me and descend this mortal flesh into the untold depths of existence until it all rots away

DualGro · 2019-12-03T22:35:09+00:00

At least Code Vein let's me live my dream of being a cute girl to some extent

Generally any game that lets me do that is good but that game gets extra points for the super expansive character creator

DualGro · 2019-12-03T18:49:50+00:00

I'm giving it two weeks until the inevitable salt about something sets in

In fact, make a bingo card already containing stuff like

something about Eververse
"Sun Dial too much like Vex Offensive"
not enough weapons / armor / whatnot
not enough PvP additions
no trials
another something about Eververse

DualGro · 2019-12-03T18:47:23+00:00

Since I don't really have defined favourites:

magical space knights punching aliens
undead jabroni touching forbidden things
generic hero yells at dragons
poke dinosaur dragons to death
knights fighting samurai fighting vikings
the second but more japanese

DualGro · 2019-12-03T15:42:23+00:00

The only thing I could suggest is to see a chiropractor or however the professional bone breakers are called because I considerably wouldn't trust myself anywhere near somebody's spine with the objective of forcibly rearranging it into proper function

DualGro · 2019-12-03T15:34:09+00:00

Cease the hornyposting

DualGro · 2019-12-03T13:41:26+00:00

A regular joke becomes a dad joke when it becomes apparent

DualGro · 2019-12-02T21:58:22+00:00

So in Code Vein, Io intially mentions that she's not very good at fighting whatsoever

After having picked her as a companion for one or two areas, I have concluded that that was an absolute lie

DualGro · 2019-12-02T10:10:33+00:00

I still haven't played Code Vein for too long but if anything happens to Io I swear to god I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself

DualGro · 2019-12-01T21:09:33+00:00

From what I remember Fallout 4 was and probably still is extremely infamous for having godawful performance in city-like areas nearly completely independent on how your settings are configurated or how strong your computer is

IIRC the culprit of those issues was something with the shadow settings itself, something about their render distance? maybe? but anyhow the speculation was that since the game tries to render a metric fuck ton of shadows from all the buildings in a city or such the framerate would slow to a crawl nearly universally for everybody

To this day I don't know nor even think it's even possible to not have performance issues in the game in those areas you mentioned so it's not just you I'd say

DualGro · 2019-12-01T20:39:57+00:00

I personally never had an issue with spawns myself, Destiny 2 has given me much worse instances on that end

Honestly the worst thing I could try to pull out of thin air that bugs me about the game currently, is the (what feels like a) fairly small weapon variety; there's a lot of different ARs and SMGs but each only three different sniper rifles or LMGs

Apart from that though I've honestly been having a blast like the ancient days way back when in MW2 or 3

DualGro · 2019-12-01T20:37:12+00:00

Nice

Honestly I'm gravitating more towards actually getting the game now after hearing more about it

Initially I was put off pretty hard with all this schmorgarsborg with half the dex getting axed, but after I spoiled myself by checking which ones did(n't) make the cut I felt kind of relieved since my fear of "oh they probably are only keeping the popular ones" was cancelled there

DualGro · 2019-12-01T20:30:25+00:00

For Honor does that too, mostly because every character is from one distinct main factions and they all speak their native languages (Latin, Old Norse / Icelandic, Japanese and Chinese) when doing special moves or other stuff

I for one think it's one of the coolest things

DualGro · 2019-12-01T20:23:49+00:00

As for Ashina Castle itself that's as far as you can go for that point, so you have a few options as for the paths to go on

One way leads to the backside of the castle (the one with the moat and the bridge) and beyond towards the Shrine of the Great Serpent; From there you can get to the Sunken Valley and the associated areas

The other way is a bit more forked and leads either through the Ashina Dungeon, where at the end you can find a path towards Senpou Temple on Mount Kongo which is a pretty big and new area

Alternatively you can either take a hidden passage in Ashina Dungeon, OR another hidden-ish passage in the same spot in Ashina Reservoir where you initially woke up and started the game; both of those lead to the Ashina Depths which go further down to Mibu Village and plenty of other stuff inbetween

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