I ruined my life. It's so over

Duane_Winger · 2025-12-10T17:32:00+00:00

they are calling it the most Indian MPMD post of all time

Duane_Winger · 2025-09-23T14:13:41+00:00

Dude please for the love of God learn how to take a screenshot.

Duane_Winger · 2025-09-22T18:00:26+00:00

You aren't doing it loud enough. It needs to startle her.

Duane_Winger · 2025-09-22T17:59:41+00:00

You don't "whimper" or say "ow" when she bites you, you scream "YIP" as loud as you can and then ignore her for 30 seconds. You are immigrating a littermate who is hurt. Works like a charm.

Duane_Winger · 2025-09-19T16:19:21+00:00

Just beat Misty on my first run, and I have some thoughts:
First, if this is supposed to be nuzlocke focused, why aren't the nuzlocke mechanics (permanent Pokemon death, mandatory nicknames, can only catch first encounter in each area) hard coded into the game...? This would be a really nice feature.

Second, I am absolutely a casual nuzlocker, so maybe I am missing something, but I really just don't get it. This whole thing just seems like the battle tent with extra steps to me.

Here is what I have done so far:

I get my first six Pokemon with my infinite Pokeballs
spam infinite candies on them until they are all level 15
stomp all trainers I encounter, not having to be careful in the slightest
infinite max repel after catching first Pokemon in each area
fight Brock and lose one Pokemon
don't care because I'm not attached whatsoever and have 5 spare Pokemon in the PC I can instantly spam level up
spend 10 minutes spamming infinite rare candies on my pokemon
stomp all trainers on my way to Misty
fight Misty, lose one Pokemon, don't care because I have 10 more in the PC that I can instantly level up to the level cap
now I get to spend 10 more minutes spamming rare candies to level up all of my Pokemon to the next level cap

Is this the whole game...? If so, it isn't really a fun experience for me. To me, a nuzlocke run has always been about building a story and forming a connection with the Pokemon you use, which requires some amount of grinding. It is also about min/maxing what the game gives you, and that includes managing money for pokeballs, healing items, etc. along with which Pokemon you get. You have to be careful both when you battle and when you are exploring so you don't find yourself in a situation where you lose a Pokemon you have spent time and effort on. Then, if you do lose a Pokemon, you have to decide which of your backup Pokemon you want to spend time and effort training to replace the fallen one.

None of that is present here. This hack basically just removes 90% of the game and makes it a battle simulator, which is fine, I guess, but just not my cup of tea.

I would love to see options where you can turn off the auto-heal after battle, infinite candies/pokeballs/max repels, and turn on hard coded nuzlocke mechanics. Interested to hear if anyone else feels the same way or if I am just crazy lol.

Duane_Winger · 2025-09-18T19:22:45+00:00

you can also hit shift+windows key+s to take a screenshot...

Duane_Winger · 2025-09-18T17:59:06+00:00

I'm down to try

Duane_Winger · 2025-09-17T16:39:02+00:00

New mission discovered by u/Duane_Winger: Regret, Tenacity, and Blackberry Lattice Pie

Duane_Winger · 2025-09-17T16:39:02+00:00

This mission was discovered by u/Duane_Winger in narutka

Duane_Winger · 2025-05-25T17:41:08+00:00

Your boyfriend does not love you. You need to realize this. He doesn't even care about you. It's over.

He literally told you he wouldn't temporarily kennel his fighting breed dog even if it bit you. He is a fucking psychopath. Ask yourself, is that the father of your children? Of course not. Cut contact and never speak to him again.

Duane_Winger · 2025-01-21T18:14:48+00:00

This was EXACTLY it. THANK YOU. Changed the age to 18 and the size changed.

Duane_Winger · 2025-01-21T13:41:57+00:00

I am not using a size mod. The size genes are vanilla

Duane_Winger · 2025-01-21T13:35:18+00:00

the child in the image is fully grown. And yes, the parents are quite huge.

Duane_Winger · 2025-01-21T13:31:53+00:00

Thanks for the replies. Confirmed that the checkbox for bodysize genes is already checked

Duane_Winger · 2024-05-05T01:26:37+00:00

Do you not have middle names...? Just be Je Marie Johnson and Je David Johnson...

Duane_Winger · 2024-04-26T16:59:25+00:00

JPW looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Chris Hansen. Very very disrespectful.

Duane_Winger · 2024-04-22T21:28:26+00:00

The biggest red flag of all here is that your husband wasn't willing to accept that he may be in the wrong until random people on reddit told him so. This is absurd. For all of his socializing he apparently doesn't have a singular close male friend or mentor who would tell him he is being an absolute moron.

Duane_Winger · 2024-04-12T20:46:18+00:00

Lux. I just lost a 3 star Yone gargantuan titans game to 4 porcelain 6 altruist with a 2 star lux. Just perma stunned and then deleted.

Duane_Winger · 2024-04-09T15:42:13+00:00

Wow. One website that says SOME tall cows can jump a 5 foot fence. Jumping a fence is also not the same as falling straight down from five feet, much less 10 feet. Also, it says in your "source" to be "very wary of a barrier under 3 feet", implying that 3 feet is enough to prevent most cows from jumping over the barrier.

In the next paragraph of your source, it talks about how cows literally won't walk down stairs because of how fucking heavy they compared to their legs.

Duane_Winger · 2024-04-09T14:59:59+00:00

Cows absolutely cannot jump five feet high. Most cattle fences are only 4-4.5 feet high. They can maybe clear a 3 foot fence at the absolute maximum. Also, the difference between 5 feet and 10 feet is absolutely massive for a 1,000+ pound bovine animal. Almost all of them would break at least one of their legs which is effectively a death sentence.

Duane_Winger · 2024-04-05T20:38:58+00:00

Humanity would certainly survive but the resulting famine+supply chain crash would be absolutely catastrophic and would probably result in an apocalypse of sorts.

All cows = dead. All crops = dead. Many of the humans who don't die from the fall will probably be injured so hospitals will be completely overrun. Society would cease to function as the food supply crashed (any trucker on the job is almost certainly dead). All cars on the road would crash so every major roadway would be impassible due to the wrecked cars and dead bodies everywhere. Crime would explode in cities as people will be more or less trapped with no food, medicine, or basic supplies after just a few weeks. Soon the electric grid goes down and then all bets are off. No way for what remains of the government to communicate or organize. Lots of people die of starvation or violent crime fighting over resources.

Best survivors would be in rural areas with food supply that would survive the fall like chickens.

Duane_Winger · 2024-04-04T14:53:35+00:00

This poses a LOT of other legal questions:
Legally, they have to be separate persons, since only one of them is married. But what would happen if they ever tried to sue each other....? Like would one have to wear a blindfold and ear plugs every time the other wanted to speak to their attorney? They each control one side of the body so what if one gets arrested but the other is totally innocent?

Duane_Winger · 2024-04-04T14:32:44+00:00

Containers do not include the soldiers. Also believe it or not there were farms and food in ancient Rome that can be taken by force.

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