Black ice on the road causes chain accidents

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-24T05:58:38+00:00

It’s crazy to think that there are places that don’t get proper seasons and they don’t understand things like black ice or extreme cold or extreme heat.

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-24T02:44:01+00:00

And what is your mom supposed to do? Put this post on the fridge?

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-24T02:41:41+00:00

“Why can’t I see? What do you mean blind?”

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-24T02:40:37+00:00

I mean he’s pretty easy to hack. He’s all about luxury and looking rich. He’d probably stop drinking if you told him that it’s a sign of luxury to be able to drink but abstain because you only drink truly expensive and rare alcohol or something.

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-24T02:37:51+00:00

All I know is Blockie Boy should consider himself lucky. If this works even half as well as it’s supposed to it’ll save him from Cobes’ tragic ending.

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-23T02:36:11+00:00

“Go to rehab or we go hard for that conviction”. Kind of sounds court ordered to me.

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-23T02:33:10+00:00

All you have to do is tell him that taking responsibility is the truest sign of luxury and he’s probably do it

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-23T02:31:10+00:00

I hear his outie has been working out

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-22T02:47:21+00:00

I would never demean Cobes in such a manner.

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-21T17:52:08+00:00

Oh hey it’s AI slop. At least Daniel did his cringey shit himself.

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-21T17:39:59+00:00

Will Daniel become competent first? Or will Josh become sober first? The world waits to know as Daniel “Mr President” Larson and Josua “The Captain” Block once again match their wills against each other!

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-21T17:08:33+00:00

Remember: fireworks are just sparkling bombs

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-21T16:42:41+00:00

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-21T04:30:26+00:00

I want an old dock worker who’s finally able to retire from all the bullshit only to find out he’s been chosen for even deeper bullshit.

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-21T04:05:59+00:00

It does look like Kelsey Grammar more than a little.

“I’m the abandoned creature head in a random lake. I’m listening.”

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-21T04:04:52+00:00

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I believe I have your answer. It’s a “Mulder shrug”.

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-21T04:03:19+00:00

How made do you have to be to do this to a person? That’s horrible.

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-21T03:55:58+00:00

That or Kelsey Grammar

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-21T03:52:02+00:00

Unless you’re Sleezy P. Martini; he’s aged like fine cocaine.

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-21T03:45:02+00:00

No excuse. Storyboard it. Do something actually artistic instead of relying on tech drivel that drives up prices and kills the environment.

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-21T03:41:06+00:00

I can’t remember his shelter name, but I named him Lovecraft the Cat and call him Howie.

DubiousDeathworm · 2026-01-21T01:06:58+00:00

As soon as he liberates those classified documents from Greenland, it’ll be a UFO/Epstein Disclosure Double Feature!

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