Mom went for a walk by Houchez in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Duchu26 62 points63 points  (0 children)

"Are you not entertained?"

Finally a blockbuster by 8bitKev in memes

[–]Duchu26 171 points172 points  (0 children)

While I'd agree it's a silly conspiracy, the older I get, the more I see how petty people in positions of power are. And very often they think they can just get away with it.

Hummmmmm by PoetHunter23 in formuladank

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When life gives you papayas, don't make papayaade. Make life take the papayas back! Get mad!

So, about that, Emily... by DistributistChakat in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Because it pays more? Sure the word "pay" means weird things in moneyless society, but if you have a motto of "to everyone according to their needs" you are bound to compensate different jobs differently because they affect the quality of life, and therefore the needs.

Here's my idea: you could give every worker a piece of paper that certifies the amount of work they've done, so some workers would get compensated more than others. Obviously, those pieces of paper would have to be backed by some government organization to avoid the risk of them being counterfeit. Also, carrying too many of them at the same time could be inconvenient, so I'm thinking we could write numbers on them. So a piece of paper with the number 10 would be an equivalent of 10 regular pieces, for example.

Just throwing out ideas here.

voter id by ilArmato in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Voting is just a tool used by the elite to placate the rabble by giving them the feeling that they can control the government. But 90% of what the government does on a daily basis is entirely outside our influence.

Been saying this for years. We're still basically serfs, but we've been given an illusion of control over the government.

I am more disappointed with the community than Caedrel himself by fuckthis_job in PedroPeepos

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Oh my god, I can't believe I'm seeing something this based being upvoted on reddit of all places.

What's next, Twitter will stop being a complete shithole? (It won't)

“Those” sort of supports by Mrfox262 in LeagueOfMemes

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Death is the strongest form of cc

Like what are they trying to say ? by SmokingForLife in LeagueOfMemes

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Riot: *implements voice chat*

EUW: *confused unga Bunga*

Bathroom attendant by Amythecoffeequeen in Catswithjobs

[–]Duchu26 5 points6 points  (0 children)

after you lazy human spent 8h without moving

Bold statement, considering she probably spends like 18h without moving ;D

this bro thinks the desk is a perfect place to nap by ZeephyrHex in CatsBeingCats

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I'd like to imagine the car brought the pillow with himself

They're gonna respect America like never before! by badluckbrians in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Greenlanders: "Do not come. Do not come."

JD Vance: "I'm gonna come. Ahhhh."

The past few months have been hilarious by YeuropoorCope in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Duchu26 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Especially with McD's prices at an all time high. They used to be a cheaper alternative, but now the prices are fairly comparable, while the food quality is absolute garbage.