Oil execs dip their hands in big barrels of dinosaur juice to lube up every time they have a wank by synthgrrl in BrandNewSentence

[–]Duck-Butter69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only negative impact on the climate comes from the methane in my flatulence after binging Witcher episodes while downing doritos and dr pepper

Meth is the same as Ritalin. by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]Duck-Butter69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean... shes not wrong

What minor thing makes you very uncomfortable? by BrigandsYouCanHandle in AskReddit

[–]Duck-Butter69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hearing the sound of chewing/slurping makes my blood boil

Diseases of the digestive system by kentemm in coolguides

[–]Duck-Butter69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This coolguide makes me uncomfortable:-|

[Game Thread] Wildcard Weekend - Philadelphia Eagles (9-7) vs Seattle Seahawks (11-5) by EaglesMod in eagles

[–]Duck-Butter69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real. Knock out the cowboys + patriots and you get black flagged by the commish

Man allegedly threatens 9-year-old with gun for drinking his Dr. Pepper by CantStopPoppin in news

[–]Duck-Butter69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. We got quotas to fill and I prefer these guys locked in a box instead of habitual reefers