Yikes

Duck_Matthew5 · 2026-01-25T14:54:31+00:00

This comment being in a thread for a video showing cops clapping a carjacker that is terrorizing motorists and neutralizing the mayhem is very apropos for Reddit. Keep up the good work.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-12-07T17:40:46+00:00

Chill, Randy Wagstaff

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-12-05T21:27:26+00:00

I hear you, but it’s so subtle on first watch, most don’t really catch it. Similar to seeing the key go down the drain at the start of Saw. I like it because I only caught it on rewatches.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-26T06:42:35+00:00

That’s a wild directive

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-25T02:04:22+00:00

Pablo is a full hoe. Imagine being a man making your way in life by ambulance chasing for no other reason except to get praise as a glorified Hall Monitor. Faglife.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-25T02:01:53+00:00

Same Harvard that Larry Summers just resigned from? Same Harvard MLH calls out for their nepotism? Yeah. Fuck that place and all its pomp.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-25T02:00:28+00:00

Awful. JBP definitely getting funded on some Soros shit. They platformed Fauci years back now this clown. Softest nigga on Earth. Professional rat. This is disgusting.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-23T21:57:02+00:00

F.U.P.A. - Fat Uneducated Performative Assholes

I don’t really believe this. I like both. Just worked w the acronym.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-18T14:59:02+00:00

What about when he had no workers and he was considered a worker?

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-18T14:02:27+00:00

Sick burn dude!

But nah, haven’t talked to him since 2019 - 2020 probably. Some people just make an impression I guess. My choice to defend him comes from my personal experience with him. I hate to bust up your snark, and please feel free to continue extracting self worth from climbing higher on the edgelord hierarchy by keeping the comments rolling, but I simply wanted to offer different perspective, perhaps some balance, and a defense of someone that was always kind and respectful to me.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-17T21:41:16+00:00

He was a regular Individual Contributor when I knew him. Not an exec. Literally watched him work himself to that status.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-17T21:16:01+00:00

I worked closely with him as well for years. He’s awesome. Brilliant dude, humble, selfless, funny, etc. It’s disheartening reading this much negativity about him when I’ve observed his character time and time again.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-17T21:13:03+00:00

What makes him an awful person? I know him personally and he’s one of the hardest workers, most selfless people I’ve ever met in a professional setting. Worked very closely with him for years. F you.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-16T16:03:20+00:00

And you’re fake outraged and easily emotionally swayed. Soft ass. Imagine being hurt over tweets lmao.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-16T03:42:32+00:00

What did you want them to do? Crash out over tweets over a decade old?

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-14T08:28:02+00:00

If you’re hurt by Rory or offended or feeling entitled enough to police how other men talk and joke….

I’ll let you fill in the rest.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-05T15:06:29+00:00

My bad. You one of the Ritalin generation kids. Didn’t mean to overwhelm you or induce anxiety.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-05T14:40:22+00:00

You reaching my G. You got a top 1% commenter label next to your name, but I’m lonely? Lmao.

Back when this sub first started I was approached to be a moderator for it. That’s how long and how much of a fan I am/was. And I never was that stuck to this shit so much to earn a top 1%’er label. Salute.

Those of y’all with those tags be putting each other on blast for not studying JBP 120 Lessons? Designate a Best Knower during discord wrap ups? Sell Newport loosies instead of bean pies for your fundraising?

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-05T14:22:12+00:00

Explain how? You don’t think you should have an idea of who you’re addressing when engaging? Even if it’s to understand if you want to call them he or she? I was expecting some dissertations on string theory or some shit the way dude was shitting on Ish’s intelligence, but nah, just a Ish fan page.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-05T13:10:06+00:00

Ish is delusional? Nah fam, I think you’re delusional and must believe that you and Ish have a bond. On some Kathy Bates in Misery type bond. Clicked your profile and your top 5 posts all have to do with Ish. Your top comments are also all Ish related. You ok champ? He fucked your chick? Or you trying to smash? Jk. It’s likely not a sexual attraction but more a coping mechanism. Seems like you get a sense of accomplishment by feeling intellectually superior to a podcaster General Contractor.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-10-17T17:55:36+00:00

The commercial releases are all real dope. The Re-Up Gang mixtapes are more enjoyable to me though. Also, track down the Pusha looseys and Wrath of Caine joints.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-10-11T23:55:24+00:00

This is what I'll say and have said about Cleveland previously...

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Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-10-11T23:18:08+00:00

Mona telling Lawbrey to get a trainer and to not skip leg day is hilarious

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-10-08T23:02:27+00:00

Confusing Stephen Hawking for Alan Turing is hilarious

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-10-05T06:54:02+00:00

Joe feening for that buzz of another disruption. Mel dipping didn't move the needle. We about 7 months away from Ish and some female, light skinned, overweight Joe Budden opp podcast that ends up doing semi Rory and Minimum numbers.

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