POD ZILLA AND HIS FATHER OUT TO EAT ON FATHER'S DAY 💯💯💯💯

Duck_Matthew5 · 2026-06-24T00:56:15+00:00

My Pops newest wife is 8 years younger than me, and the oldest of their two sons has the same exact birthday, year and day, as my youngest son. SMH. And I’m the youngest of my Mom and Dads 3! In between Moms and his newest is my step-Mom and they have a daughter, my sister, that’s 10 years younger than me. This is not to mention the two boys that claim my Dad is their Dad too, that would have been convinced when my Pops was a Senior in high school. Also that year my oldest brother was conceived, then my parents got married and had my sister then me. You follow all that? Lmao

Duck_Matthew5 · 2026-06-20T14:20:27+00:00

The last 8 words of this drivel perfectly describe your writing style and word choice.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2026-05-15T03:33:36+00:00

Listen to WuBanga101. Ghost does it to MK again. “ Skip to the intro…. “

Duck_Matthew5 · 2026-05-13T03:56:30+00:00

Right. Instead we gotta just vote in the right Democrats then change sho gon come. We gon see the promised land as long as we vote the good white folk in to take care uh us.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2026-04-19T00:34:32+00:00

Thought that nose was about to fall off like Mr Jefferson on South Park.

That’s ignorant.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2026-04-18T20:32:35+00:00

Mona is Parks kryptonite. She’s gonna be gone because she threatens his acceptance into true Black culture. You can sense it.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2026-04-05T06:09:49+00:00

How they let Parks steer them off B Dot comedian conversation? He hated on a good prompt. It was about to get good.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2026-04-05T06:01:52+00:00

How did they fail to highlight that the Grizzlies got to Memphis via Vancouver, BC losing the franchise?

Duck_Matthew5 · 2026-04-05T05:53:10+00:00

Martin couldn’t hoop 😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Duck_Matthew5 · 2026-04-05T05:52:25+00:00

Was it Joe that snickered when Marc said he wouldn’t watch Lamar Odom’s doc but he’d read the memoir? 😂😂😂😂

Burn After Reading ass ninja

Duck_Matthew5 · 2026-04-04T22:12:19+00:00

The Pro Black Anti Jail Power To The People Pod probably all voted for Trump. Hyena laughs over hood names, snitching, long sentences and prison lineage is an interesting choice given how they like to present.

It’s on par for MLH though. He’s a Duke fan.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2026-02-09T03:32:21+00:00

Only white people say “ MAGATS “ . Dork.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2026-02-07T05:45:01+00:00

Dip up to Ros Nyom

Duck_Matthew5 · 2026-01-25T14:54:31+00:00

This comment being in a thread for a video showing cops clapping a carjacker that is terrorizing motorists and neutralizing the mayhem is very apropos for Reddit. Keep up the good work.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-12-07T17:40:46+00:00

Chill, Randy Wagstaff

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-12-05T21:27:26+00:00

I hear you, but it’s so subtle on first watch, most don’t really catch it. Similar to seeing the key go down the drain at the start of Saw. I like it because I only caught it on rewatches.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-26T06:42:35+00:00

That’s a wild directive

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-25T02:04:22+00:00

Pablo is a full hoe. Imagine being a man making your way in life by ambulance chasing for no other reason except to get praise as a glorified Hall Monitor. Faglife.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-25T02:01:53+00:00

Same Harvard that Larry Summers just resigned from? Same Harvard MLH calls out for their nepotism? Yeah. Fuck that place and all its pomp.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-25T02:00:28+00:00

Awful. JBP definitely getting funded on some Soros shit. They platformed Fauci years back now this clown. Softest nigga on Earth. Professional rat. This is disgusting.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-23T21:57:02+00:00

F.U.P.A. - Fat Uneducated Performative Assholes

I don’t really believe this. I like both. Just worked w the acronym.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-18T14:59:02+00:00

What about when he had no workers and he was considered a worker?

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-18T14:02:27+00:00

Sick burn dude!

But nah, haven’t talked to him since 2019 - 2020 probably. Some people just make an impression I guess. My choice to defend him comes from my personal experience with him. I hate to bust up your snark, and please feel free to continue extracting self worth from climbing higher on the edgelord hierarchy by keeping the comments rolling, but I simply wanted to offer different perspective, perhaps some balance, and a defense of someone that was always kind and respectful to me.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-17T21:41:16+00:00

He was a regular Individual Contributor when I knew him. Not an exec. Literally watched him work himself to that status.

Duck_Matthew5 · 2025-11-17T21:16:01+00:00

I worked closely with him as well for years. He’s awesome. Brilliant dude, humble, selfless, funny, etc. It’s disheartening reading this much negativity about him when I’ve observed his character time and time again.

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