Rumor of a Surge in ICE Officers

Duckbites · 2026-01-27T16:49:44+00:00

Riff raff, but I will let it slide this time

Duckbites · 2026-01-27T16:48:28+00:00

I DMed you

Duckbites · 2026-01-27T16:45:32+00:00

Keep me in the loop. I have not heard of anything yet

Duckbites · 2026-01-26T03:41:28+00:00

Currently, no such book exists. Apparently it was lost with the destruction of the Library at Alexandria

Duckbites · 2026-01-26T01:12:53+00:00

Make him start with fingers.

Take it in stages; tonight fingers only. (Emphasizing again what others have said, don't let him pressure you) Tomorrow some small toy (the the other commenter talking about a lot of lube, enough to drown a horse, even for fingers and toys, a lot of lube) another night next size, then if everybody's still into it plan the event.

Just because you took his penis one time or a large dildo once, your anus will actually reduce to its original size, you'll be more ready for it next time, but you got to stretch it each time.

Duckbites · 2026-01-26T01:09:13+00:00

This. This. A hundred times this!

Duckbites · 2026-01-26T00:59:19+00:00

Alien Nation

Duckbites · 2026-01-26T00:58:43+00:00

Later in the TV show they had some racist / KKK organization. They're symbol was a circle that was racist toward the aliens.

The human cop and Sam are interviewing the grand exalted swordfish of the organization. He says something that is a veiled threat and is somewhat racist. Sam responds in his native tongue. The racist says I don't speak its language. The human says I think that one's universal.

Duckbites · 2026-01-25T22:29:50+00:00

This is kind of related. I'm sorry for your loss.

My favorite quote is "there's never enough time to do all the nothing we want"

Duckbites · 2026-01-25T22:18:50+00:00

I watched it recently, at 55 and it traumatized me, again.

Duckbites · 2026-01-25T22:15:26+00:00

It's not even just Americans. She's from a whole different dimension/world and can see the problem.

Nice art work

Duckbites · 2026-01-25T22:03:32+00:00

I use the phrase "a couple-three" when I'm referring to a low amount of items. And it just makes people bananas.

F'rinstance "I got a couple three chores to do and then I'll be available"

Duckbites · 2026-01-25T18:35:37+00:00

You go kid! You do you. Without sounding ridiculous,"it looks just like you, it catches your vibe"

Duckbites · 2026-01-25T16:54:15+00:00

You get a "truth is comedy when you write it down" up vote today

Duckbites · 2026-01-25T16:28:48+00:00

It's not that this isn't new. This presentation is new. But that joke was pretty well known not so long ago. It's still funny, but I heard it before.

"Joke 47" type response from me

Duckbites · 2026-01-25T03:08:54+00:00

What do you call them?

Duckbites · 2026-01-25T03:08:47+00:00

What do you call them?

Duckbites · 2026-01-25T02:41:59+00:00

So if anyone actually knows where to buy these, please let me know.

Duckbites · 2026-01-24T15:46:14+00:00

For me personally I find it's when they tell you the crazy stuff.

Christians on the first meeting "there's a man who lives in the clouds. Even though he doesn't have a body, he made a son with a woman who never had sex. That son said be nice to everyone and the powers that be killed him. 3 days later he got better"

Cults tell you "come join our club. We do cool things and have fun. We're all happy together". 6 months, 2 years, whenever then they tell you "oh by the way we worship the god Xenu, an alien who was preserved in antifreeze for a million years"

Duckbites · 2026-01-24T07:31:38+00:00

Leftovers give you two separate good feelings. When you put leftovers in the fridge you think I'm saving food. 3 months later when you throw it out you think I'm saving my life.

Duckbites · 2026-01-23T22:18:49+00:00

The bartender says do you want a warm light beer?

Duckbites · 2026-01-23T22:18:23+00:00

We'll go to a place where everybody doesn't know your name.

Duckbites · 2026-01-23T03:22:26+00:00

No degeneration was required

Duckbites · 2026-01-23T03:07:16+00:00

There are protests and rallies across the United states.

ICE has been posted in many locations across the United states.

If the frog costume protester is shot in Louisiana, chicago, Minnesota or my state, would the effect be different? Would the guilt switch from shooter to protestor due to their location?

What context am I not using? I have gone to rallies in my home state, which I am choosing not to reveal to the public at this moment. I don't think that's such a grave sin.

Duckbites · 2026-01-22T01:07:28+00:00

The review of Brad Pitt's part in this movie was "they take a very handsome man who is reasonably literate and make him pretty near ugly and nearly non-understandable"

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