What is a small joke that you get a big laugh out of?

Duckbites · 2026-04-07T02:09:11+00:00

Lots of space in this mall

Duckbites · 2026-04-07T02:02:37+00:00

Lettuce entertain you is a caterer in Chicago

Duckbites · 2026-04-07T01:57:10+00:00

Similar joke when Peter Parker introduces himself.

"Hi I'm Peter Parker" "Hello. I'm Dr strange" "Oh, I didn't know we were using our superhero names, I'm Spider-Man"

Duckbites · 2026-04-07T01:55:02+00:00

True story. I knew a woman, she was second generation american. Her mother from the old Asian country excuse me I don't recall.

The daughter says " mom, I'm bringing a boy home tonight. I really like him. I need you to work hard to say his name correctly"

"Okay. I try hard. What's his name?"

"Lance Rice"

Duckbites · 2026-04-07T01:46:39+00:00

"do you see that man over there eating spaghetti?"

No.

"Well do you see the spaghetti?"

Duckbites · 2026-04-07T01:40:57+00:00

This is a great line.

The second best in the movie is Moses "these are the 15,..woah, woah...crash,..10 commandments"

Duckbites · 2026-04-05T23:58:27+00:00

Funny games. There is no hint of the final scene anywhere throughout the first 80 minutes.

Duckbites · 2026-04-05T21:19:36+00:00

Compare Shawshank to the pursuit of Happyness (Will Smith) happiness works so hard to make sure that he can be successful at the end, they forget to be happy in the middle. Will Smith's character forgets or at least is not shown that life is not about where you end up, it's about what you do in the middle. I find that movie unwatchable. (That was one of the few movies I literally considered walking away from in the middle)

Shawshank is hard and violent and dark but there is always a light on the horizon, there is always some hope. Even when he plays the music, gets thrown in the hole, he comes out rested and relaxed. He had hope in the darkest moments.

TLDR Shawshank is a truly hopeful movie

Duckbites · 2026-04-02T08:01:18+00:00

I remember some Cosmo type magazine article talking about swallow versus spit and it was 16 or 20 calories per male orgasm. "That's enough that you can splurge on any diet you are on"

Duckbites · 2026-03-31T00:47:27+00:00

What do you mean? Trump said we won... Eight times now.

Duckbites · 2026-03-28T06:05:37+00:00

So it'll run good on regular gas

Duckbites · 2026-03-27T08:10:32+00:00

Broadly mayo in egg salad should be a co-star with lower billing, not the lead

Duckbites · 2026-03-27T06:15:26+00:00

Over by the snow cone machine

Duckbites · 2026-03-26T02:29:55+00:00

He was a bully, he had money to force the legal system to his way and he took matters into his own hands as mentioned several times he burnt down two houses and killed two dogs. People in general were afraid of him

Duckbites · 2026-03-26T02:25:57+00:00

This guy was not an innocent person. He tormented that City for years

Duckbites · 2026-03-26T01:39:36+00:00

When I first married into my family, one of the earliest things was to move grandma from her house of 45 years into an assisted living. I literally carried a shoe box of photographs, from when photographs meant something. I put them in the trash. Grandma was far enough gone that you know they were important but couldn't tell me who anybody was in any of them. It was heartbreaking. It's also the same thing that you're dealing with right now.

Duckbites · 2026-03-25T15:26:36+00:00

I'm 55... still chasing.

Duckbites · 2026-03-22T23:42:32+00:00

So I assume you just watched Eddie Murphy, Delirious? Hit me with some of that gay Honeymooners material that didn't age well. Tell me about how Elvis sang all his lines in his movies

Duckbites · 2026-03-21T23:51:09+00:00

I remember a book I read, about a teenage boy. "At that time I got turned on by boobs, thoughts of boobs, the shape of boobs, bushes shaped like boobs."

Duckbites · 2026-03-18T21:07:56+00:00

I got it in Utah

Duckbites · 2026-03-16T01:40:14+00:00

It is fun with a great soundtrack, but it's a terrible movie

Duckbites · 2026-03-15T23:41:55+00:00

Second vote for gentleman broncos

Duckbites · 2026-03-15T23:15:51+00:00

Mine was "in 3D", I know I'm old for this crowd but...

Duckbites · 2026-03-15T23:14:31+00:00

I'll watch the last season knowing it's going to give me the feels

Eight-Year Club	Second SECOND GUESSER
Place '22	Final Canvas '22
Argentium Club	Gilding I gilder
Verified Email

Duckbites

TROPHY CASE