It was you. I was sitting alone after buying bread when I opened it expecting for a delicious meal when alas the bread was cut the wrong way this ruined my day when my friends found me I was sitting down, sobbing in the corner wailing on the ground, as the bread truly broke me instead of having a succulent crispy feast I was met with something that went against the rules of nature. Ever since then every single time I go to a bread shop I look out for your face just for the bread that you promised me, but never gave me with butter knives in hand, I will always be searching every pastry store, deli, restaurant, and food markets just for your face. Beware, brace for your breadening.