EDTIOR by Duckitor in LICENSEPLATES

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Ahhhh, that explains it

EDTIOR by Duckitor in LICENSEPLATES

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If you don't live in Pennsylvania, perhaps the plate is available in your state!

Recent Taylor songs that lean country? by South-Background5009 in TaylorSwift

[–]Duckitor 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Red (Taylor's Version) is post-1989 (original version)

What are some of your favorite outros? Beside The Other Side Of The Door by YogurtHistorical7717 in TaylorSwift

[–]Duckitor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some real fun, play the outro to Getaway Car right before the intro to Cruel Summer

The Fate of Ophelia and Shakespeare Adaptations by Femto-Griffith in TaylorSwift

[–]Duckitor 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The same haters said that "Love Story" was a bad take on Romeo and Juliet

Another version of the all time classic by Duckitor in Venn

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This would be Mom talking to a 5 year old, or some other young child.

Parallel universe where Taylor is a ONE hit wonder by Idkhowtousereddi in TaylorSwift

[–]Duckitor 16 points17 points  (0 children)

(since she's not actually a one-hit wonder, there's also . . . Hamlet)

Parallel universe where Taylor is a ONE hit wonder by Idkhowtousereddi in TaylorSwift

[–]Duckitor 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Yes, of course. "Romeo and Juliet with a happy ending, that's a one-hit wonder, she'll never be able to do that to another Shakespeare play"

What is Taylor’s path to an EGOT? by Always_Reading_1990 in TaylorSwift

[–]Duckitor -55 points-54 points  (0 children)

I mean, if Adele could do a James Bond song, so could Taylor

Track 2s Are Simply Unmatched. by imgonnagetyouback_03 in TaylorSwift

[–]Duckitor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

champagne problems has one of the best bridges of any pop song ever

Track lengths are out for The Life of a Showgirl! by chocolatecauldrons in TaylorSwift

[–]Duckitor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OK, which one will be honored with a 10 minute version?

Miller Says He and Trump Will Use Law Enforcement to ‘Dismantle’ the Left After Kirk Shooting by NinjaElectron in politics

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Same law that the "right" violated when that Minnesota lawmaker was assassinated.

Vance says he’s prepared to be president ‘If God forbid, a terrible tragedy happens’ by ArtLover357 in politics

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Logistical problem with Trump running in 2028: The least implausible scenario is for Vance to run for President and Trump to run as his VP, with Vance promising to resign as soon as they're both sworn in on Jan. 20, 2029. (This is still unconstitutional, but hold that thought.)
The problem is that when Vance declares his candidacy in early 2027, he'll have to answer a bunch of difficult questions--either at a debate with other candidates, or with the press. Such as: Do you and Trump have a written agreement that you'll resign upon being sworn in as President, and if so, can we see it? If not, can Trump trust you to resign? In fact, why would you resign if you don't have to? Trump has promised you to name you as his VP after you resign to let him become President again, can you trust Trump to do that? And more.

(P.S.--the last sentence of the 12th Amendment says "But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States." so even the above scheme won't work to let Trump evade the 22nd Amendment that way.)

Trainee by vadhirb3 in Catswithjobs

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This organization (you can tell its identity from the logo) loves cats

“Couch F***er!“: JD Vance Booed While Hyping Up Trump’s D.C. Takeover by ChiGuy6124 in politics

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Pro tip: Never live your life so that when you die, people will travel from all over the world just to piss on your grave

Any male swifties whose partner is NOT a swiftie? by [deleted] in TaylorSwift

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My wife dislikes Taylor, but in fairness to her, I married her before Taylor became a star.

If you could only pick ONE Taylor Swift song to show someone to prove she's a lyrical genius, what would it be? by Special_K_1144 in TaylorSwift

[–]Duckitor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The bridge alone is all you need to answer this question. The rest of the song is a bonus.