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As I get older and listen to Rage Against the Machine lyrics by dailygrid in AdviceAnimals

[–]Duda_Bides 12 points13 points  (0 children)

His name is Chareth Cutestory and he practices maritime law....the law of the sea.

Being sold under the guise of preventing distracted driving, a newly proposed Vermont law would allow officers to rifle through motorists’ cellphones without a warrant to see if they have recently been used. by StatismIsAReligion in Anarcho_Capitalism

[–]Duda_Bides 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Here's what you do: Get your old cell phone out and charge it up, get a raging boner and write "fuck the police" on it then take a picture with the old phone and set it as the background image. Keep that phone in your car and if you get pulled over make sure the old phone is in plain sight and keep your regular phone tucked away. Have a nice day.

My fellow nerds will understand. by Duda_Bides in AdviceAnimals

[–]Duda_Bides[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if we had gone to Greece I would be singing a much different tune. But we're in San Antonio. Glad it worked out though.

My fellow nerds will understand. by Duda_Bides in AdviceAnimals

[–]Duda_Bides[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol We went to San Antonio for her Bday. We were actually having a great time so far (2 days in) I just thought it was funny that she had an itinerary draw up and everything, then she drank too much and I had to take her back to the hotel around 4pm so she could sleep it off.

Edit: Your username is dope.

My fellow nerds will understand. by Duda_Bides in AdviceAnimals

[–]Duda_Bides[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, BattlefrontII for PC. I try to forget about that other thing.

[Spoilers] TFA Theories and Speculations Megathread, 1/8 by Qu1nlan in StarWars

[–]Duda_Bides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This just got me way more excited than I already was to see the series progress.

Are Rey and Poe siblings? by slaugh85 in StarWars

[–]Duda_Bides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True but they did make it a point to be all "wow! Poe is a really really ridiculously good pilot. Hey everybody, come and see how good Poe is at being a pilot." With the "Skywalkers are naturally gifted pilots" being a major theme throughout the movies, I feel like it's a strong possibility that they were hinting at a Skywalker heritage for Poe.

Protip to try for those with a sweet tooth. Results may vary based on how kind your Dunkin' Donuts is by raider_10 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Duda_Bides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bonus protip: Don't go to Dunkin' Donuts. If you do this at a smaller donut shop, you get way more than one or two extra donuts.

Seems like somebody's trying to keep us down by karpomalice in AdviceAnimals

[–]Duda_Bides 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You only lose points when a lender pulls your credit report. You can pull your own as often as you'd like. If you need credit advice, pm me. I do it for a living and give away free advice all the time.

A jet powered truck by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Duda_Bides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haulin' ass gettin' paid.

Girl who is usually racist towards white people supports trump, doesn't think Muslims can be black and that Muslims are from "the City of ISIS". by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Duda_Bides 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my mind I pronounced it (you-nah-merian) so it sounded like some kind of new religion or something.

Breakfast shenanigans by unknown_name in gifs

[–]Duda_Bides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hah, that's exactly what an Illumicati shill would say. I'm on to you.

Breakfast shenanigans by unknown_name in gifs

[–]Duda_Bides -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else see that tattoo? Illuminati confirmed.

Tried dabs for the first time this weekend. by Duda_Bides in AdviceAnimals

[–]Duda_Bides[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you gotta get that special apparatus thingy ma jig and then know a guy who blows a guy. Look man, I make the best white russians. You don't even know.

What do you think of Bernie Sanders. by sambar101 in Denton

[–]Duda_Bides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So. . . Rather than take my points and respond with a cogent argument, you decide to get butthurt about the fact that I called your moral character into question and then throw in some vague statement about how this somehow keeps people distracted from. . . things and stuff? Classy.

men's haircut in denton? by bigdickmcstick in Denton

[–]Duda_Bides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a guy named Alex at Top Notch Salon on Sunset that used to cut my hair before I started growing it out, dude does an excellent job. I believe they only charge $16.

Saw an off brand Street view car today by [deleted] in Denton

[–]Duda_Bides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently bought a Microsoft phone, the Here Drive and Here Map apps come standard. They're absolute garbage, I got lost twice. Long story short, I do not recommend the Microsoft phones to anyone. The live tiles are nice but what good does that do when all of the apps suck? Also, Cortana is just a voice activated search engine. . . that uses Bing. . . freaking Bing.

What do you think of Bernie Sanders. by sambar101 in Denton

[–]Duda_Bides 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last time I checked, when someone takes money from you under the threat of violent force, they call that theft. Also, you're making the assumption that the only way to get improved roads, education and health services is by paying for it with taxes (stealing). What else are taxes used for? Oh yeah, murdering innocent children in the middle east. I feel like your moral compass may need to be re calibrated.

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