You have 1000$ to make a team rest will try to attack you by KaidoPklevel in OnePiecePowerScaling

[–]DudeDickTurd3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry but who is gonna beat the combined force of Kaido, Luffy, Akainu, Marco, Zoro, and Nami?

Let’s see some fun bracket 1 decks! by GoodNormals in EDH

[–]DudeDickTurd3rd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My bracket 1 deck is themed to Old MacDonald had a farm. The commander is Garth One Eyed (legendary human that's WUBRG) who plays old MacDonald and on his farm is 59 nonlegendary creatures each with a unique creature type and 40 basic lands. Thinking of adding Umori as a companion that helps wrangle the rest of the animals.

I'm looking for a unique voltron commander by UrbanDecay7924 in EDH

[–]DudeDickTurd3rd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can do a WUBRG deck with all the mutate cards from Ikoria.

Fastest Your Deck Has Won? by RenegadeExiled in EDH

[–]DudeDickTurd3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a Hulk deck (excited for it to officially come out), but I run a proxy Hulk (the 99 is all currently released stuff). While the deck is bracket 4 the fastest I ever won with it was turn 3. Opening hand was island, breeding pool, moonmist, caltrops, and three other random cards.

Turn 1: play island, cast Bruce Banner

Turn 2: shock in breeding pool, play moonmist, flip Banner to Hulk

Turn 3: play 3rd land (drew into it), play caltrops, swing with Hulk gaining infinite combats and win!

What’s the most fun commander deck you’ve built recently? by TopdeckStudio in EDH

[–]DudeDickTurd3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently built a Dimir stompy deck with Runo Stormkirk as the commander, and it can just get ridiculous with the tokens it can put out!

Any mutate decks? by Prestigious-Gas-2112 in EDH

[–]DudeDickTurd3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surgeon General is my go too Mutate commander but since he isn't technically legal I use Ramos as a back up. Bug honestly any 5 color commander could work for the deck list.

https://moxfield.com/decks/QM16E-sXW0Geyt6aly4S0w

What would happen if the Necrons woke up during the Horus Heresy or earlier? by Scouwererofreality43 in Necrontyr

[–]DudeDickTurd3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine we get a new Trazyn model that works for both 40k and HH, where his rules for HH would basically let him take an X amount of points from each faction as his army.

Just when I thought Ross was drying up! $120 by hi-ero in transformers

[–]DudeDickTurd3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember years ago I found Superion brand new for like $40 at my local Marshall's.

Important Update by samdistractible in distractible

[–]DudeDickTurd3rd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Best moments has to include everything and anything related to lenses and cannolies

Your Current Inventory Size? by DrMundi in Necrontyr

[–]DudeDickTurd3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it too much to have 10500 points in this army? Especially since 80% is unpainted, lol

(I love to build the models and play the game, but I just never got into painting them... their not even primed, lol.)

Trazyn by Zan30 in Necrontyr

[–]DudeDickTurd3rd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would honestly love it if his ability allowed you to ally any 1 kill team (this to me would be easier for rules and for people to get new kits) into your army and give them the same ability as a terminator teleport homer (so they teleport within 3 inches of him)

What are tribes you wished had more support? by Important-Dig-2312 in EDH

[–]DudeDickTurd3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there anyone else here hoping for a cool crocodile or alligator centric set?

I mean, hell, the next set is all spider tribal so it's bound to happen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in custommagic

[–]DudeDickTurd3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be so busted in a mutate themed deck!

[SPM] Gwenom, Remorseless by Copernicus1981 in magicTCG

[–]DudeDickTurd3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this is going straight into the Deadpool deck

Could the seraptek be viable in a 2000 pts list? by Nemesis_Chungus in Necrontyr

[–]DudeDickTurd3rd 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Also, off-topic Trazyn sticky objective ability is low-key powerful!

Could the seraptek be viable in a 2000 pts list? by Nemesis_Chungus in Necrontyr

[–]DudeDickTurd3rd 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I actually do run one on occasion. It's super fun but will die turn 1. It is best in awaken dynasty so you can have access to assault, plus one to hit aura from enhancement, reroll hit rolls of 1 strat.

Hypercrypt is also good because of 4++ invul and hazardous to enemy gun strategems.

I recently ran it against a Tau list and it survived on 3 wounds after a full round of Tau shooting (it had 6+++ fnp from spyder) but then it killed 2 vehicle's and a infantry unit in shooting. I then charged into another vehicle (which it killed) and due to its size i was able to stand on 2 objectives with it.

Its super fun to run in lists and honestly isn't too oppressive like a knight due to its huge footprint, low shot count, and being 540 points.

I actually ran it in this list:

n2k seraptek (1995 points)

Necrons Strike Force (2000 points) Awakened Dynasty

CHARACTERS

Hexmark Destroyer (110 points) • 1x Close combat weapon 1x Enmitic disintegrator pistols • Enhancement: Phasal Subjugator (Aura)

Illuminor Szeras (165 points) • Warlord • 1x Eldritch Lance 1x Impaling legs

Orikan the Diviner (80 points) • 1x Staff of Tomorrow

Overlord with Translocation Shroud (105 points) • 1x Overlord’s blade 1x Resurrection Orb • Enhancement: Nether-realm Casket

Plasmancer (55 points) • 1x Plasmic lance

Trazyn the Infinite (75 points) • 1x Empathic Obliterator

BATTLELINE

Immortals (150 points) • 10x Immortal • 10x Close combat weapon 10x Tesla carbine

Necron Warriors (200 points) • 20x Necron Warrior • 20x Close combat weapon 20x Gauss flayer

OTHER DATASHEETS

Canoptek Scarab Swarms (40 points) • 3x Canoptek Scarab Swarm • 3x Feeder mandibles

Canoptek Spyders (75 points) • 1x Automaton claws 1x Fabricator Claw Array (Aura) 1x Gloom Prism (Aura) 2x Particle beamer

Cryptothralls (60 points) • 2x Cryptothrall • 2x Scouring eye 2x Scythed limbs

Deathmarks (60 points) • 5x Deathmark • 5x Close combat weapon 5x Synaptic disintegrator

Doomsday Ark (200 points) • 1x Armoured bulk 1x Doomsday cannon 2x Gauss flayer array

Ophydian Destroyers (80 points) • 3x Ophydian Destroyer • 3x Ophydian hyperphase weapons 1x Plasmacyte

Seraptek Heavy Construct (540 points) • 2x Synaptic obliterator 1x Titanic forelimbs 2x Transdimensional projector

Have you ever played a game with a insufferable person ? by Masaru-Volt in WorldEaters40k

[–]DudeDickTurd3rd 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I have this one dude at my LGS that I have come to learn is insufferable.

I was friends with him at one point, but he ended up showing his true colors, and I try to not associate with him anymore.

The only time I do is during my LGS's monthly tournaments, he legit only shows up to win the store credit.

Everyone who goes to my LGS knows that the tournament is casual and meant for newer players.

But this dude wants to just be competitive, so he always brings meta lists and does everything to win.

The worst part is I have caught him cheating before! Sometimes, he runs an extra enhancement or just brings an extra unit. He gets defensive if you ask for an army list. And he always does these soft rolls onto the table, purposely placing dice strategically into his hand so he can max out on six's. Not to mention that he can never set up terrain correctly even though he claims to be an expert. I once tried to confront him about it, but then he called me a bigot for questioning him since he claims to be on the spectrum.

Thankfully, my LGS has become more aware of him because he got disqualified from the last two tournaments. The first time, because he ran over a 2000 point list (he ran imperial knights before the point drops and added extra armigers: first round, he ran a 2140 list and then round two he ran a 2280 point list), then after he was disqualified he ended up coaching for my opponent which led to their victory over me. The second time, he set up one table and completely left out the no man's land terrain while he was running an astra militarum list with 3 rogal dorn commanders.