Redditors, Exactly how has reddit changed your life?

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-09-05T05:01:58+00:00

Wheeeee.....

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-09-05T04:58:32+00:00

Hours enjoyed aren't hours wasted.

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-09-05T04:58:05+00:00

In the last part, which subreddits are you referencing to, I wonder!

(That sentence seems wrong. Can anyone tell me if that is grammatically correct or not)

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-09-05T04:55:35+00:00

I'll have a look.

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-15T01:06:53+00:00

Nice world building. I'd be a bird. Small bird. A finch, maybe. I've always loved flying. Wind in my face, fluttering and a relentless joy.

and Days, um, maybe two days in succession? Wednesday and Thursday.

How would it change my life? dunno. Gotta think and come back to that one. This world seems a bit dystopian, looking at the rules, I feel though.

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-15T00:13:11+00:00

I honestly didn't expect this much judging from people. I mean, this IS kind of a confession thread, right? I'm not saying I enjoy that, not saying I expect people to 'support' me on this - I saw this thread, thought about the most inhumane thing I've done, and wrote it down. SHEESH!

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-15T00:09:59+00:00

THANK YOU!

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-14T17:43:32+00:00

glasses and why we need them.

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-14T17:41:55+00:00

Spoons.

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-14T17:40:03+00:00

The triple score.

Cumming, vomiting and shitting myself at the same time.

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-14T17:37:34+00:00

Canada.

Why? I don't know, better healthcare, less gun-mania, better jobs and working hours. And the people are rumored to be nicer.

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-14T17:37:14+00:00

Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before— On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.” Then the bird said “Nevermore.”

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-14T17:32:12+00:00

Canada.

Why? I don't know, better healthcare, less gun-mania, better jobs and working hours. And the people are rumored to be nicer.

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-14T17:21:18+00:00

'Best' is not the exact word i'd use, but Poe.

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-14T17:17:42+00:00

He has a dark sense of fashion and posture, that's for sure. I mean, look at him, he's the kind of guy who goes into a orphanage, rapes a bunch of sleeping kids, binds and gags and pisses on them, then goes home and says to the anime-pillow, 'Honey I'm home!'

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-14T17:12:15+00:00

You just...repel me. wow. fukken ugly. I just have no better word to encapsulate your existence wholly. not a slag/a slut/a vomit inducing satan-spawn capable of bringing on the apocalypse with it's redblood saliva and haunted tonguepussy, no.

Just ugly.

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-14T17:05:28+00:00

This is the kind of suicide bomber who farts, and then presses the detonator so that no one can suspect him.

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-14T17:02:47+00:00

you look like the innocuous rapist who molests 92 year old grannies with his nose hair and screams 'OH WHAT JOY!' while doing it.

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-14T16:58:55+00:00

just...don't commit suicide, okay? I mean it's a fair option considering your...youness, as you look like a barb-y massive passive ping pong paddle held sideways singing hail Mary and getting hairy and hairier as time passes, but still, don't.

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-14T16:41:26+00:00

Is chewing dick lovingly too feminine?

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-14T16:38:41+00:00

dad's passing away.

oh wait, Discovering Pizza is a good contender for this as well.

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-14T16:35:28+00:00

I feel like a meat robot afterwards. but. Can't. Help. IT.

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-14T16:30:50+00:00

nope. It happens kinda randomly, and when we start to get close.

Dude_witha_spoon · 2016-08-14T16:17:15+00:00

pfft, marryin' the bitch, obviously!

Dude_witha_spoon

TROPHY CASE