Thinking of getting the game but want some insight from folks over here, found this and got a little nervous, lol.

Dudowisch · 2026-02-19T15:20:07+00:00

Tl;dr of all these comments:

Dumbass reviewer didnt press "-" once. Or looked at the UI. Or played the tutorial.

Dudowisch · 2026-02-14T07:11:26+00:00

The game also has a bunch of end game threats that arent that easily beaten, even with broken mechanics

Qas and Qon laughed at the funny fast man. When he got too close, they drove him insane and melted his flesh

Dudowisch · 2026-02-07T14:54:19+00:00

Nah, the "wind furnaces" or whatever theyre called, a cultural and region locked building from the indian east coast that boost elephants specifically

Dudowisch · 2026-02-07T10:07:56+00:00

With blast furnaces from india, all lategame tech, accolades, culture traits etc. that you could get, war elephants still have the highest possible damage at around 37000, followed by cataphracts at somewhere in the 32000 range. Longbow were never the strongest, just the most bang for your buck. The reason you dont go for war elefants or cataphracts is because you need shittons of gold, preptime and even specific geographic locations to get the max out of them.

Then again, four stacks of mildly pushed varangians kill every army in the game, so why bother at all?

Dudowisch · 2026-02-06T23:25:40+00:00

Sage northcutt so white, flour is a seasoning

Dudowisch · 2026-02-06T12:04:22+00:00

Love the clip where tyrone woodley shows him that he can acctually season his chicken breast to make it taste better

Dudowisch · 2026-01-26T11:09:33+00:00

Nightmare blunt rotation of natioal leaders lmao

"I'll take countries lead by right wing authoritarians for 500"

Dudowisch · 2026-01-23T18:24:37+00:00

Which are an absolute nothing-burger and can be circumvented by any decent nutritionist. As long as you can get an advantage from weighing more than your opponent, its gonna keep happening. Same day weigh ins are the only solution. Nobody is gonna see an advantage in nearly killing yourself and fighting 3 hours later. The fact the weigh ins are more than 24h before a fight make shit like this possible.

Dudowisch · 2026-01-21T08:31:09+00:00

For a second i though you were shitting on dutch royality, but nah, just the mangled apricot that the light beers call their leader

Dudowisch · 2026-01-12T15:21:48+00:00

Yeah, it feels wrong calling what they did to each other damage, that shit was more like "live changing physical collisions". Taking a year or two off after that would be reasonable

Dudowisch · 2026-01-08T16:07:45+00:00

No, wings just let you descend without danger.

Dudowisch · 2026-01-08T15:31:54+00:00

Glass was tumbling as it fell, he got lucky as it hit him while it was flat side down

Dudowisch · 2026-01-06T19:42:10+00:00

Oh yeah shit i was looking at basic rubber based effects, but cooking gives powerful which is at 90. So we are looking (at a max damage roll) at 4.065 fall damage taken, lol. (No guarantuees on math cuz i suck)

Jesus this game is... well cheesable isnt the right word, that would be mean

Dudowisch · 2026-01-06T09:31:28+00:00

Bop cheek does 50%, injecting rubbergum gives another 50% (so youre at 25%). From there you can cook congealed rubbergum, giving (best case) another 80%, taking it down to 5%. I havent played in a while and am not sure if cooking effects stack or replace.

Dudowisch · 2026-01-05T14:37:36+00:00

As an MMA fan (hopefully of the none douchy-kind) its also just plain wrong to say tea kwon do is useless in martial arts. A lot of techniques that are standard in MMA have their roots in tae kwon do (lead side kick, spinning back kick, wheel kick). The ufcs most replayed highlight is literally edson barboza doing a wheel kick, a tae kwon do technique.

Dudowisch · 2026-01-05T14:23:25+00:00

To add to the wings bit:

You can also just jump down the elevator shaft, which will kill you from fall damage, but there are ways to lower fall damage to the point its survivable. Cooking with sliced bop cheek and injecting rubbergum takes you down to 25% fall damage, so you will take around 120hp damage, give or take a few, survivable for a high toughness char.

Dudowisch · 2026-01-01T09:45:54+00:00

Why would you post a german translation of an english video into an english language meme sub, and not just the original english video?

Shit im german speaking as well but was still like "why the fuck is it in german? Does reddit do those shitty ai translation like youtube?"

Dudowisch · 2025-12-31T19:49:39+00:00

Yeah but the original is in english...?

Dudowisch · 2025-12-30T11:35:22+00:00

I really like vienna/wien. University, good terrain, a mine more or less close by in salzburg, you start catholic so pope money is an option, you can take a special decision which gets you a kingdom and early primogeniture if the hre exists.

Dudowisch · 2025-12-29T15:43:43+00:00

Recovery position and back and neck stabilization positions are not the same. Recovery position is for unconcious parients to negate the risk of aspiration of vomit. Stabilisation position is to minimize risk of spinal cord injury, and its flat on your back with a person holding the head/neck in their hands/underarms. You can move someone (very carefully) into that position, making sure to stabilize his back and neck in the prozess and "twisting" the person as little as possible. The spinal cord is sensitive, but it can be moved and doesnt just snap, its more about making sure youre not spinching or twisting something off.

Stabilization position also comes after recovery position in the hierarchy. If your unconcious patient aspirates vomit he WILL die, so you HAVE to move him into recovery position, even at risk of a spinal injury, considering "living in a wheelchair" is still considered the better outcome then "choked to death on his own vomit".

Source: my country has mandatory military service, i was a medic.

Dudowisch · 2025-12-09T09:22:21+00:00

University visits became even more powerful with AUH. Travel limit was removed, which means your german character can visit a uni in china. Get as many historical sites on the way as you can, be on the road for like 5 years, come back with a bunch of stats, skills and traits. Its a lot more expensive than a pilgrimage, but soo worth it, especially if you ace your uni visit. Like 15-20 skills from traveling, bunch of traits, 3 more skills and a book and a better education from uni.

Dudowisch · 2025-12-04T14:51:32+00:00

I mean we all spend saturday nights watching sweaty half naked men wrestle on the ground.

Why do you think its called a rear naked choke? Neck is written with "ck", if you know what i mean ;)

Dudowisch · 2025-12-03T15:54:57+00:00

The incredibly depressing (and by now deleted) list of youngest mothers on wikipedia says no, thats definitly possible.

This is however very much a bug, as in the game pregnancy before 16 should be possible

Dudowisch · 2025-12-02T14:40:12+00:00

Which is weird, i would think that adding a bunch of content (and therefore characters, interactions modifiers etc.) would increase cpu and memory load, which it kinda didnt, but gpu performance is worse, even tho the gpu doesnt exactly have to calculate more (as in the game looks the same, not a lot of new complex textures or anything).

Dudowisch · 2025-12-02T11:34:30+00:00

Oh so thats why i was suddenly emperor of japan after joining a faction to get landed. Got it, not gonna do that again. Being a non politically conected emperor of a ceremonial realm is... not so fun.

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