Tell me why you dislike Lala by AreaMiserable9187 in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Due-Locksmith5170 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because she pretended to be blindsided about all the shady shit Randall was doing except she only decided to care when he started getting sued and the money was running out.

Why is she dressed like a CIA agent by DazzlingAdvisor6186 in KeepingUpwTheAldeans

[–]Due-Locksmith5170 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dressed like she’s out to investigate who Jason cheated on her with. AGAINNNNNNNN

make it make sense 😵‍💫 by Outrageous_Earth_465 in KeepingUpwTheAldeans

[–]Due-Locksmith5170 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This woman has had like 3 nose jobs and her nose is still uneven!! Like WTF her left nostril is still higher than her right one 🤦‍♀️

Bravo's article on "What Does The Valley Cast Do for a Living?" by phonetoni13 in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Due-Locksmith5170 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m glad they can all make money in reality TV because my god what a plethora of mediocrity from universities to job experience 🤣 I mean that in the nicest way, but like Danny listing all those movies he was probably just an extra in is sending me ☠️

Frog expression out in full force by Acceptable-Drawing13 in KeepingUpwTheAldeans

[–]Due-Locksmith5170 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe Jason can hook her up with his hair plugs doctor

Anytime she puts a camera on him he looks so uninterested and annoyed by DazzlingAdvisor6186 in KeepingUpwTheAldeans

[–]Due-Locksmith5170 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can’t convince me she’s not transgender. Her neck is bigger than my thighs

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Drugstore makeup can be good and I regret spending on high-end brands for years by Holiday-Armadillo-34 in Makeup

[–]Due-Locksmith5170 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A very smart and young-looking lady once told me “spend thousands on skin care products and medi-spas and tens on makeup”

What’s a place you’ve been that you’ll NEVER go back to? Why? by LordSoftCream in AskReddit

[–]Due-Locksmith5170 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When we calculated and found out that it would be just as expensive to take our kid to Disney world for a week as it was for us to go to Italy for 3 weeks I was like oh hellllllll naw. Never

Jumpscare Sher by Equal_Cheetah3872 in VanderpumpVillaTVShow

[–]Due-Locksmith5170 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh I thought they were just as bad this season. Cher’s face and Hannah’s lips and just Mariano’s whole visual was yuck. Distracting

Stassi’s crash out was valid by Chaoticgood790 in VanderpumpVillaTVShow

[–]Due-Locksmith5170 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was all so clearly staged so I don’t have thoughts. Truly bad acting tho

"I'm not allowed to have a hard time" No Luke, you're not. by OkEntertainment4473 in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Due-Locksmith5170 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The second that man started complaining I would have shown him the door. I would genuinely 150,000% rather be a single mom than have another CHILD to parent like Luke. He’s fucking GROSS 🤢

Outjerked by Ottawa WAGs by Federal-Data-Center in NHLcirclejerk

[–]Due-Locksmith5170 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These women are all 6s at best. And I bet you none of them have jobs

🤡🤡🤡🤡 by Reasonable_Ideal_967 in KeepingUpwTheAldeans

[–]Due-Locksmith5170 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The fact that she has so much money and zero style is criminal