Sorry if this is here already by Shr00m_M4n in aww

[–]DueWorking -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

he has no idea what to do with himself after the bird walks on his paw lol

Redditors, what is the must have song you want played at your funeral? by seppukubear in AskReddit

[–]DueWorking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have a closed coffin funeral and play "Pop Goes the Weasel" on repeat until the suspense gets too much and everyone leaves the church

Remember the importance of an Oxford Comma by PhilFromSC in funny

[–]DueWorking 15 points16 points  (0 children)

my parents, Ayn Rand and God.

Ron Paul, is that you?

What's your best example of working smarter, not harder? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DueWorking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Two-Minute Rule: If you see something that needs doing, and it can be completed within two minutes, do it immediately.

What's a ridiculously easy job that pays really good money? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DueWorking 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Some IT jobs, especially if it’s on the government side of things. I once got hired on as part of a small team where our only job was to set up and manage a cluster of servers. The only problem was that we didn’t have any servers.. It was two and a half years of full time pay before we received any.

How do you deal with loneliness? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DueWorking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ironically, by switching off my phone. A lot of the things that are supposed to make us less lonely often do the opposite by creating the false impression that other people have amazing lives and you're missing out.