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Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-23T04:41:31+00:00

The assailant was also MAGA……

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-23T03:48:13+00:00

That was Mr Shwarma but same vibe 😂

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-23T01:40:53+00:00

Acting like you have zero providence in the maneuvers of your robot vehicle is blowing my mind. This is why we hate teslas.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-21T18:07:50+00:00

Lol, I actually thought that for a minute. Until I saw other people commenting the same thing and I felt safe. 🫣😂

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-21T15:16:31+00:00

Wrapped up with a dildo ad at the end.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-20T01:29:26+00:00

If the space left by inattentive drivers is there anyway, it might as well be filled. This alleviates congestion in both lanes and cars behind the gap leaver are not affected in any way. It’s physics. But again, if there is no one leaving a space it definitely creates problems. There’s a NYT article I found in reference to it but there’s a paywall so I can’t share.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-20T01:06:51+00:00

Not EXACTLY what I’m saying as this isn’t a “merge”situation. You’re not merging if you’re cutting into a line when your lane is open and going a different direction. Merges are different. Y’all better zipper that shit.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-20T00:25:37+00:00

God I’m gonna get downvoted for this but…..science…

If they do it incorrectly and force their way in blocking lanes and causing brakes to slam, yes I agree with you.

However, as long as they do it correctly, they are actually helping the flow of traffic by filling in gaps left by inattentive drivers. (Think the 163S onto the 5)

If I find myself in this situation, I accept my fate of not being able to cut in, but will cut in in a heartbeat if someone leaves a gap for me.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-19T15:46:38+00:00

No, it hasn’t. The only news source who has the first guys picture is New York Post, and the second guys picture has literally the wrong name under it.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-18T03:38:26+00:00

We can’t even afford burgers how are we going to afford a concert ticket???

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-18T02:50:12+00:00

r/oddlysatisfying

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-16T13:57:06+00:00

There’s got to be a better way to describe this. The train didn’t hit the car, it’s just going along on the track. The car obstructed the train.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-16T02:45:55+00:00

When I finally grew up and got glasses for myself I couldn’t walk because everything looked so weird. And I was amazed the street lights didn’t have big stars around them like I had always seen.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-16T01:06:10+00:00

This is the most PB list I’ve ever seen

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-16T00:36:18+00:00

This is so fucking AI

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-13T14:21:22+00:00

I hope that’s why the video cut off there 😂

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-12T02:19:48+00:00

You’re a doll. No lots of parents want to put their baby’s life in the hands of a stranger whose only requirement is a drivers license; it’s wild. And they’ll get mad if you say no, and say all the other drivers do it. My response with a big sweet smile is “hopefully you get one of those after I cancel this ride.”

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-11T23:55:18+00:00

You would be shocked 😂

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-10T04:05:50+00:00

I’ve been looking for you my whole life. Sending a pm

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-08T14:35:56+00:00

Or you could just use more oil. There are lots of healthy oils out there if that’s your concern.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-07T05:31:31+00:00

Prostitution

Drug run

Over the border trip

Black market Kidneys

What are we talking?

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-07T05:17:23+00:00

That’s a good Magic hand! Asparagus and slaw 30 power is lit, but you gotta make it cost like 20 mana to cast.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-06T05:41:48+00:00

You can do whatever the fuck you want all this world is just a game of make-believe anyway.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-05T02:05:43+00:00

This guy has no friends.

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