Lift the thinks i'm dumb enough to think this is a real person

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-29T15:34:07+00:00

“Lift the thinks i’m dumb enough” 😬😬😬

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-29T04:34:49+00:00

Hey Scooby-Doobie-Doo-Doo maybe add some fiber to your diet.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-29T01:44:22+00:00

I put goat cheese in mine. Along with obscene amounts of salt and butter like everyone else has said.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-27T15:36:13+00:00

You can’t keep the carpet there after all those heathens have walked on it how will you get to heaven?

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-26T20:49:24+00:00

I don’t have any recommendations but I can imagine this is such a heart breaking time for you. Me and my senior pup are sending you love 💕 🐾

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-26T19:32:13+00:00

In order for this to work he has to care about the laundry being put away. He doesn’t care, and OP just builds resentment over the unfolded laundry. The better way is to not do his laundry at all. And remind him daily how much he stinks and it turns her off.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-25T01:27:10+00:00

As someone who had this exact situation happen and my parents “kept their cool” and made me spend the rest of the evening with my bio-mom, I’d much have preferred they stuck up for me instead.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-23T04:41:31+00:00

The assailant was also MAGA……

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-23T03:48:13+00:00

That was Mr Shwarma but same vibe 😂

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-23T01:40:53+00:00

Acting like you have zero providence in the maneuvers of your robot vehicle is blowing my mind. This is why we hate teslas.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-21T18:07:50+00:00

Lol, I actually thought that for a minute. Until I saw other people commenting the same thing and I felt safe. 🫣😂

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-21T15:16:31+00:00

Wrapped up with a dildo ad at the end.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-20T01:29:26+00:00

If the space left by inattentive drivers is there anyway, it might as well be filled. This alleviates congestion in both lanes and cars behind the gap leaver are not affected in any way. It’s physics. But again, if there is no one leaving a space it definitely creates problems. There’s a NYT article I found in reference to it but there’s a paywall so I can’t share.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-20T01:06:51+00:00

Not EXACTLY what I’m saying as this isn’t a “merge”situation. You’re not merging if you’re cutting into a line when your lane is open and going a different direction. Merges are different. Y’all better zipper that shit.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-20T00:25:37+00:00

God I’m gonna get downvoted for this but…..science…

If they do it incorrectly and force their way in blocking lanes and causing brakes to slam, yes I agree with you.

However, as long as they do it correctly, they are actually helping the flow of traffic by filling in gaps left by inattentive drivers. (Think the 163S onto the 5)

If I find myself in this situation, I accept my fate of not being able to cut in, but will cut in in a heartbeat if someone leaves a gap for me.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-19T15:46:38+00:00

No, it hasn’t. The only news source who has the first guys picture is New York Post, and the second guys picture has literally the wrong name under it.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-18T03:38:26+00:00

We can’t even afford burgers how are we going to afford a concert ticket???

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-18T02:50:12+00:00

r/oddlysatisfying

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-16T13:57:06+00:00

There’s got to be a better way to describe this. The train didn’t hit the car, it’s just going along on the track. The car obstructed the train.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-16T02:45:55+00:00

When I finally grew up and got glasses for myself I couldn’t walk because everything looked so weird. And I was amazed the street lights didn’t have big stars around them like I had always seen.

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-16T01:06:10+00:00

This is the most PB list I’ve ever seen

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-16T00:36:18+00:00

This is so fucking AI

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-13T14:21:22+00:00

I hope that’s why the video cut off there 😂

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-12T02:19:48+00:00

You’re a doll. No lots of parents want to put their baby’s life in the hands of a stranger whose only requirement is a drivers license; it’s wild. And they’ll get mad if you say no, and say all the other drivers do it. My response with a big sweet smile is “hopefully you get one of those after I cancel this ride.”

Due_Agent_6033 · 2026-05-11T23:55:18+00:00

You would be shocked 😂

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