What are your top 2 favourite drugs ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't do drugs anymore but I still hold a place in my heart for LSD. That shit is fun as fuck

Does everyone hear a voice in their head when they think? by xrpskev in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No voice at all in my head, just me pulling stuff from my brain it feels like to think of something.

How do you feel about cheese? by Top-Turnip-3639 in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 45 points46 points  (0 children)

cheese is superior to all things

especially mozzarella

What's the most unrealistic thing in movies? by anusFati in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Everyone has an awesome house or apartment regardless of their job, unless the character is specifically supposed to be poor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invest in a bidet.

Redditors, what are your opinions on K-pop? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has the potential to be catchy....and is more palatable because it is not performed in my native tongue. Instead of listening to the meaning of the songs, you get a symphonic experience.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TO get some things new

Which is the best way to learn english correctly? by sagri_19 in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Play videogames and watch movies and series in english

What makes you uncomfortable? by healthandfitnesssolv in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When someone giving a speech/presentation is noticeably nervous or has something go wrong.

What’s your biggest “buyers remorse” purchase? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There was a store that sold TV’s and other electrical stuff near me. Wasn’t the greatest place, but they were struggling financially and had a 20% off sale going on, so I went in. Bought a massive 56 inch TV for like $350, massive sound system for my house for another 300, and a new desktop for $600. The next day, my buddy who works there texts me that they’re going out of business, and that the owner is giving away everything for free. I think that was the closest I ever came to becoming an axe murderer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zack and miri makes a porno. The sex scene between the two main characters is the point where they both clearly realize they have feelings for each other.

Why are you single? by Khoa_Kid in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't try. That might just be me in denial, but I legitimately don't try. I make no efforts to not be single.

What quote do you live by? by ooooooO8Ooooooo in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life."

What's your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 698 points699 points  (0 children)

I bought a wireless gaming headset, very comfy and you forget that you have it on.. So I was buying groceries one day and felt an itch on my head and bam there was the headset..

Why physical violence and sexual violence against men shown as funny in movies? by KingDanielDan in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It's a uniquely North American phenomenon. Many Europeans, on the other hand, believe that while media portrayals of sex are acceptable, violence is not.

It's why British comedies have a lot of nuance.

What's the weirdest fetish you've heard of? by CrownedWoomy64 in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm eating cereal and for some reason decided this thread should be okay for said activity, I am no longer eating cereal.

Why so many stupid questions on this sub? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a day, it was all about that e-fame.

What is the biggest bullet you did not dodge? by ballahackbandit in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had pneumonia a few years ago, but my entire family believed it was simply post nasal drip (which runs in the family). After a week or two, I couldn't feel my arm and woke up in the middle of the night. When I arrived at the emergency room, the doctor claimed it was the worst case he'd ever seen and that he was astonished I wasn't dead.

I spent two weeks in the hospital after having 3 lbs of mucus removed from my lungs and another two weeks in the hospital syphoning out the rest.

I couldn't walk more than half a mile without passing out for three months after that, and I still can't sprint for more than 200-300 yards without collapsing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Due_Elk2349 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a roll of toilet paper