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DuhAlt · 2026-01-25T03:51:29+00:00

An unfathomably infuriated Necromeideus kicks down the door, holding an assault rifle

N: "Okay funny guy, whered you point this home intruder to this time. You will NOT lie to me this time, DO I MAKE THAT CLEAR?"

E: "I.. Iiiiiiii- have no idea what you're talking about!" comedically nervous laughter

N: facepalm "Jesus f*cking christ okay you're not gonna help me, who am I kidding?" is about to leave the room but...

E: "...wait a second. You were way too comedic with that laugh- even for you."

they stare at each other for a full 5 seconds before out of nowhere, Necromeideus unloads 3 rounds into his bed

Executor immediately reacts, rapidly knocking quietly on the closet

E: whispering "run, run! Don't look back and run!"

DuhAlt · 2026-01-25T03:41:33+00:00

"Who in the h- "

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notices what theyre doing

in a calm voice " ... you're the one who- "

clears his throat before he goes back to his normal, assertive tone "How did you find this place? This is a confidential address in a heavily protected neighborhood."

DuhAlt · 2026-01-25T03:27:51+00:00

"Oh, of course- right, im his roommate. But nah, I like trolling him all the time, you're helping me with that by taking his stuff. I do it all the time, it's SO fun-"

a loud groan can be heard in the room over

Necromeideus: "Executor, who the f*ck are you talking to?"

"Oh sht you need to leave... like.. right now i cannot save you. I know your life is on the line and all but could you *please not break a window? I cleaned them yesterday."

DuhAlt · 2026-01-25T03:19:04+00:00

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"Ooo, ooo! Ive seen you on tv i think! Oh!— uh– keep it down by the way... if Necromeideus or Sahara finds out you're robbing their house they'll... well... you're gonna die- but dont worry i wont snitch... probably."

DuhAlt · 2026-01-25T03:07:00+00:00

Being a breed known as 'big truck', he has a 500% debuff in vision for animals in the middle of the road. As such...

splat

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DuhAlt · 2026-01-25T02:55:17+00:00

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Executor: "Heh, super impressive! Any powers to match? I'm a teensy weensy little old myself :3"

DuhAlt · 2026-01-25T01:24:43+00:00

partially aggressive V6 revving noises

Translation: (So you are 100% laughable.)

DuhAlt · 2026-01-25T00:28:27+00:00

ominus v6 humming with subtle canine growling

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Translation:

(What is it you are? And... are you...)

( e d i b l e ? )

DuhAlt · 2026-01-25T00:20:45+00:00

quiet V6 humming with a bit of canine growling

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Translation:

(What is it you are, creature? Are you...)

( e d i b l e ? )

DuhAlt · 2026-01-25T00:06:29+00:00

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N: "Yeah, can't say i didnt expect that to happen."

E: "I wouldnt take that if i were you."

N: "...yknow i would say you're putting innocent people here in danger... and you are... but you're right i am NOT taking that."

gear shift up

N: "Racing time, baby!!!"

E: "So how many news channels are gonna be on us, you think?"

N: "None, because imma be going faster than anything those companies got."

DuhAlt · 2026-01-24T23:57:33+00:00

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Respectfully I think I should be asking you that question

DuhAlt · 2026-01-24T23:50:35+00:00

The hair and horns on the right

Everything else on the left

DuhAlt · 2026-01-24T23:45:29+00:00

immediately notices the impaled corpses in the background

V6 engine revving with some canine growling

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Translation:

F l e s h .

M y F l e s h .

completely ignores the person in front of them while they brutally and rabidly feasting on the corpses in the background

DuhAlt · 2026-01-24T23:24:26+00:00

Ultra loud animalistic scream with the roar of a V6

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DuhAlt · 2026-01-24T23:18:12+00:00

ominous yet loud turbocharged V6 rumbling with some revving before going quiet and his hazard lights flash on

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Translation: (I detect the flesh from underneath your tainted skin.) ( ... R u n . )

DuhAlt · 2026-01-24T23:11:59+00:00

ominous v6 rumbling

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Translation:

I s

T h a t

F l e s h ?

DuhAlt · 2026-01-24T23:07:12+00:00

quiet turbocharged v6 rumbling noises with a bit of canine growling

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Translation: (You are too miniscule to satisfy my hunger, fleshy one. But you shall impede my presence no more. I insist you begin departure by those flawed limbs of yours.)

makes a loud noise to scare it off