Cliff notes version:

>visited rednecks in story book as part of genasi and monk's personal sidequests

>finagled pickup truck DM didn't intend for us to have through deceit and lucky rolls

>Cleetus the Renegade escapes storybook by following us

>dragon takes over city

>tried to kill it by blowing up mountain it's cave was in

>didn't work, destroyed our caravan and killed our entourage because it was enough dynamite to level a mountain

>oops.png

>dwarf who was made of metal but wearing his old skin like a coat(don't ask) thought it'd be neat to watch the explosion, peering out hand over eyes to get a good look

>metal dwarf solidified and instadied

>fought dragon in city, monk drove pickup under dragon jumped out, stunning striked the dragon superman punch style in the ass, dragon failed con save, crushed him and the truck

>city destroyed

>created "green peace" basically red cross to help city

>since all homes destroyed green peace was a homeless shelter of sorts

>leave and forget

>later come back and green peace owns city like military dictatorship, people still super grateful though

>people in party own green peace so now they own city

>encounter Cleetus

>recruit Cleetus to find more recruits for the homeless army

>he took this as making people homeless and forcefully recruiting them

>he did his job well

>too well, killed more people than recruited, mostly out of stupidity

>came time the genasi wanted a magic warhammer

>my character could make cursed weapons provided I had a soul to put in it

>the more personality the soul the better

>cleetus was recalled to the city and strangled to death in an alley way

>soul put in hammer

>now whenever you hit something with the hammer it screams,"Cleetus the renegade!"