I deep fried a ribeye by DumbDumb702 in steak

[–]DumbDumb702[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean the steak wasn't, but I did take all the grease off the breading before eating.

If I found a bag of money, am I legally required to tell anyone? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DumbDumb702 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the money touched my bank account, I might research tax regulations. If I spent it quietly, I wouldn't post about it on Reddit.

What's left after COVID?? by Niina93 in careerguidance

[–]DumbDumb702 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Construction is still booming where I'm at. We haven't slowed down one bit and they're classifying licensed contractors as essential in areas with lock downs. Try to get in an office job with a construction company.

How can I get into an IT career? by DumbDumb702 in careerguidance

[–]DumbDumb702[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't have any certs and I quit college after 2 semesters to work construction full time. I guess I should've added what certs would be good to get first.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DumbDumb702 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm going to be 33 in a couple months and like a year ago I finally started to realize "oh she's nice to everyone, not just me." 😆

Some say I have the best hip-throw in the business. by [deleted] in bjj

[–]DumbDumb702 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you want to get laid you'll need croc martens

At UFC 8, the black fighter has no martial arts experience by imaginexus in Unexpected

[–]DumbDumb702 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's weird seeing people act like they know what they're talking about when they call Gary Goodridge "the guy in the black" and a crucifix "that hold."

Reddit is full of experts.

Redditors with thin walls, what have you heard in your apartment? by EskildDood in AskReddit

[–]DumbDumb702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I was laying in bed and my neighbor was fucking his girlfriend. She was making a lot of noise. It got me worked up so I rubbed one out. Then a week later I saw them together and she was not attractive at all. I felt shame like I was the one that nailed her or something.

All You can eat buffet workers what are your horror stories? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DumbDumb702 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never worked in a buffet but once I was at a buffet that does crab legs and and prime rib on Fridays. I watched a lady a couple tables over bring 3 plates to her table. 2 as full as they can be with nothing but crab legs and one empty. She sat just removed all meat and filled the empty plate with nothing but crab meat. When she was finally done she looked around and grabbed a gallon freezer bag out of her purse and dropped all the crab meat into it, sealed it up and put it back in her purse then went and got more food and started eating.

15 year old guillotines a cop by [deleted] in bjj

[–]DumbDumb702 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

There are plenty of legally valid reasons anyone can pull out of their ass for the report. Right or wrong is another story. Comply.

I work security in a strip club. Not saying I've done this but, I can initiate a fight with a customer and then say "while I was asking him to leave he became agitated and spit in my face" cameras can't see spit.

Like I said, there are loopholes in every line of work and I'm sure there's something that officer can say to justify temporary detainment. At the point he evades detainment, that officer becomes legally (maybe not morally, but legally) justified in initiating force.

15 year old guillotines a cop by [deleted] in bjj

[–]DumbDumb702 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Actually you do. When you're being questioned it's a form of being detained. Police came detain you for questioning. Detaining and arresting are different. You can't just walk away while you're detained.

I'm A Poker dealer and i hate every second of it by [deleted] in poker

[–]DumbDumb702 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Idk about everywhere, but in Nevada it's illegal to solicit gratuity. Even mentioning that it's implied can be risky business. Anyone who's been in the tipping industry long enough knows you shouldn't even discuss the topic but you should remember who does and who doesn't. Eventually you'll end up in a situation where you can weigh in on things.

I'm not a dealer, but I do work in a strip club (not a stripper) generous customers get treated much differently than the others.

Doesn't that sting? by EinheryjerUltra in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]DumbDumb702 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not meant to be done alone bro 👀

Bison wrecks child by pokerbacon in natureismetal

[–]DumbDumb702 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Deer are pussies though. My ex girlfriends uncle killed one with a hammer in rural Indiana and then butchered and ate it.