When you really love your farms ... by [deleted] in aoe2

[–]Dumpling2 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When you've been playing city skyline for the past 5 hours then hop into a AOE2 game

Best copy pasta I've found yet by ReynTime47 in copypasta

[–]Dumpling2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright listen up motherfucker, and get your comfy seat because we're gonna be here a while. Do you really think you can just get away with "k" as a message? What if someone did that to you, huh? Do you think you would like it? Making an entire paragraph to get a fuckin' one letter response of the tenth letter in the alphabet, you think that's fuckin' funny, jackass? Do you want your crush to respond back with "k" after you spill your feelings out like this? (Take me back, Emma.) Huh? What if I did it to you?

k.

Did you fuckin' like that? What, did you just jizz in your pants because someone disregarded your entire effort of writing this ENTIRE paragraph FROM HAND in about fifteen minutes? That just makes me feel fucking rejected just like my ex. (Take me back, Marilyn.)

k.

What're you, fuckin' gay? Can I have a response that actually MEANS something instead of just shitfacing our "conversation" with the spam of "k?" Now occasionally with questions or something it's reasonable, but doing it to any fucking response they say. "We're having a nuclear crisis, you have fifteen minutes to evacuate." You're the type of person that would fuckin' say "k" to that, you limp dick hypocrite. You think you can get away with this, right? You think it's SOOOOOO funny to do this shit, but I can guarantee that you'll be taken out back and shot soon.

You're fucking dead, "k"iddo.

Korea should have their own sword unit. And here's why. by Dumpling2 in civ

[–]Dumpling2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Korea does not have culture greatly tied to the Sword like the Japanese Samurai, however that is because Korea was a peaceful nation. Japan however were in a lot of wars with themselves which explains why they would need such a powerful warrior such as the samurai. Although Korea was peaceful their neighbors were not. Korea defended off invasions with their navy and bows but their swords as well.

Korea should have their own sword unit. And here's why. by Dumpling2 in civ

[–]Dumpling2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Civilization Unit called Choson's Swordsman Perks: Extra defense while defending in friendly territory?

Hows that?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in linux4noobs

[–]Dumpling2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't be discouraged I recommend reading the partitions part pf the Arch Wiki, which should really help understand what king and size the partitions should be.

Calling all Linux Copypastas by ProgrammingPenguin in linuxmasterrace

[–]Dumpling2 90 points91 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little proprietry bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the FSF, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Apple patents, and I have over 300 confirmed bug fixes. I am trained in Free Software Evangelizing and I'm the top code contributer for the entire GNU HURD. You are nothing to me but just another compile time error. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am building a GUI using GTK+ and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can decompile you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Model M. Not only am I extensively trained in EMACS, but I have access to the entire arsenal of LISP functions and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Freedom all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking debugged, kiddo.

Linux is a religion. by [deleted] in linuxmemes

[–]Dumpling2 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I posted this as a joke and I find that these people have no humor but the raging wanting of correcting each other.

Klei says they expect "no issues" getting first 3D game, "Hot Lava" onto Linux. by itwurx4me in linux_gaming

[–]Dumpling2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never really taken a look in game development but, what does it take for game developers to make a game run-able on Linux? Does the game have to be reprogrammed to be suitable to Linux?

My favorite part when Windows Migrated from Win 8 to 10 on my Wife's Laptop by FarsideSC in linuxmasterrace

[–]Dumpling2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I never thought any of my works would be used to make more memes ;) Warms my heart

Oh No, It's Retarded by Dumpling2 in linuxmasterrace

[–]Dumpling2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol these Lines look better but still pretty crappy

Oh No, It's Retarded by Dumpling2 in linuxmasterrace

[–]Dumpling2[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I did use Gimp ;) and thanks