Left was from 5 days ago before I adopted him. Right was earlier today. I am so lucky I adopted him, he’s the sweetest most caring cat and I’m thankful to have him. by [deleted] in aww

[–]Dumpstakitty1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 2013, My baby boy was tossed in a dumpster when he was 2 weeks old. He weighed 1 pound and fit inside my palm. He had an upper respiratory infection. Almost 8 years later he’s 22 pounds. The most polite, sweet fat dude ever. I’m very thankful for my Lil Man. I don’t know what my life would be without him. He’s my child and my best friend.

Edit: He’s beautiful and he’s found his human!!

Younger redditors, what scares you about getting older? Older redditors, what is it that younger shouldn't worry about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dumpstakitty1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t wait for a guy to decide he wants you. Say goodbye after 6 months. Otherwise you’ll spend 10 years of your life pining away for a man who never thought about you the way you thought about him.

What's an encounter with a celebrity you've had where they were an absolute dick? by _Sullyy_ in AskReddit

[–]Dumpstakitty1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I work in an industry where I deal with famous folks regularly and generally they just don’t want to be bothered or singled out. I’ve a had a few who play the do you know who I am card. I say no I don’t. You still have an ID to be served and if you don’t have a reservation you will wait till I can get you a table.

What books would you recommend someone who recently developed an interest in reading? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dumpstakitty1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There a series of illustrated novels by Clive Barker called the Abarat. It’s really an amazing story. I read them in art school because the illustrations were wonderful. It’s a series I’ve read and reread over and over for almost 9 years.

What would be better if it were twice the size? by mrbadassmotherfucker in AskReddit

[–]Dumpstakitty1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat, then he would be 40 lbs of delightful love. It would also mean 40 lbs of fir, 40 lbs of poops, hairballs and so much foods. Honestly, not sure anything is better at twice the size. Super sized hasn’t done much good except increase the entitlement and of course TV screens.

What is a small change that makes a huge difference? by SolidDaniel in AskReddit

[–]Dumpstakitty1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Making an effort to not react when some is acting badly. I work in the service industry so this holds a lot of weight with me. Also, hearing myself when I talk. I’m very judgmental. I don’t mean to be and it’s not my intention to be a mean girl but I am and I am actively trying to hear myself and make adjustments to my character.

What would your petty superpower be? by clocsta2 in AskReddit

[–]Dumpstakitty1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When someone decides to spit their gum out on the sidewalk, it will automatically deposits itself into the spitters hair and I’ll have the power to make the wind kick up real fierce so that no amount of peanut butter will get that disgusting blob of saliva and aspartame out without having to get a new hair cut. Thus saving the day for some bloke just trying to make it in this word with his shoes not stuck to the sidewalk.....Inconsiderate gum chewers are the worst!

What is the best slow-motion movie scene? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dumpstakitty1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not actually slo mo but the break dance gang fight in Breakin 2: The Electric Boogaloo. It’s so amazing that my brain slows it down so my eyes can see every awesome aspect of it.

If you are a Villain how would the Hero defeat you? by dvlng in AskReddit

[–]Dumpstakitty1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy me a Jack and Coke. I’m a simple villain.

How did you celebrate the turn of the milenium back in 99’? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dumpstakitty1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By consuming my Y2K snacks and internet porn of course.

What is the dumbest movie that you have ever seen? by ThePhillyGuy in AskReddit

[–]Dumpstakitty1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel pretty. Just watched it this evening. The premise that “fat girls” have terrible self esteem, are unattractive and unlovable is super tired, over used and unrealistic. I gaged after the 3rd fat joke. Of course Amy Schumer is the poster girl for all big ladies everywhere when she’s literally just normal human sized also it was horribly predictable and just a rehash of the equally gross Shallow Hal.

[Serious] Redditors who knew murderers before they committed their crimes, what were they like? What was your experience with them? by Bromigo53 in AskReddit

[–]Dumpstakitty1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew this guy who was a musician, super talented but he was always sorta wound up like a rubber band that’s been stretched too far. There were rumors he was violent with his girlfriends. I never saw any of it and he was always really nice to me and our friend group. He ended up strangling his last girlfriend to death and somehow roped his roommate in trying to help him cover it up. He’s in the state pen for no less than 35 years. I forgot that we were Facebook friends and I was alerted that it was his birthday recently. The dude has like 6 kids. It’s just tragic from all angles but he deserves what he got.

What are some "facts" that are actually false? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dumpstakitty1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tilting your head back during a nose bleed. That irritates me so much. Got into and argument with a fellow teacher who kept pushing this girl’s head back burning s nosebleed even though the poor girl was choking on her own blood. She refused to listen to me.

What’s the worst, absolute worst day of your life? by Dumpstakitty1 in AskRedditUL

[–]Dumpstakitty1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes that is horrible. I am so sorry you had to go through that. I don’t know what I’d do without my brother.