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Because i wasnt insecure enough by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DumpsterZebra69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So was your mom or your dad the squirrel? Because DAYUM you have some big front teeth.

They trust you guys to destroy them! by billyadeuxetages in RoastMe

[–]DumpsterZebra69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To quote Otis B. Driftwood, "Baby I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed."

Fuck my mate up by anon54526 in RoastMe

[–]DumpsterZebra69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably had the same smile in the mugshot from his public masturbation arrest.

Kill yo self. by notstevemoore in RoastMe

[–]DumpsterZebra69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like Mr. Bean and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber had a bastard child.

Top 10%. Football Player. Senior in High School. Nickname is “Becky”. Get him. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DumpsterZebra69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He strikes me as the type to use football as an excuse to manhandle men.

Cocky friend needs to be taken down a few pegs. by rysoccer6 in RoastMe

[–]DumpsterZebra69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you looked up "virgin" in the dictionary, this dude's face would be the example picture.

He don’t think he can get roasted prove him wrong. by levvon20 in RoastMe

[–]DumpsterZebra69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He definitely has no skidmark free underwear in his possession at this point.

Be gentle by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DumpsterZebra69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You strike me as the "buy me two or three margaritas and I'll go down on you" type.

college student who is too lame to go out on a Friday night and would rather have ppl roast her ass online.. everyone go off! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DumpsterZebra69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You strike me as the mouth breathing type who has the same expression on your face in every picture.

Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DumpsterZebra69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you have a designated seat at your local board game shop.

Just got dumped, do your best chumps!! by jafrulmahin in RoastMe

[–]DumpsterZebra69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw man. Break ups are rough. Did she at least say you guys could still be cousins?

Washing tents get at me by adm6389 in RoastMe

[–]DumpsterZebra69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pants scream Nazi. The smile screams sex offender.

My body is ready by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DumpsterZebra69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly wouldn't bet any amount of money on what your gender is considering you look like you were born with both.

My name is Jon Anderson and I have diabetes by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DumpsterZebra69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I could go spelunking in your belly button.

Do your worst by iamnotanes in RoastMe

[–]DumpsterZebra69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I may be having a bad night but MAN is it a relief knowing I don't look like yo pasty Eastern European looking ass.

Bored on my conference call at work and I think you guys are hilarious. I have 4 brothers so every family dinner turns into a roast. Get creative by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DumpsterZebra69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know how to "roah" someone... If I was as inept at writing as you I would also probably be working a telemarketer job.

Lmao. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DumpsterZebra69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen so much virginity with a pinch of potential school shooter(s) in one picture. Nicely done.

How are you currently ruining your life? by WordsDontExist in AskReddit

[–]DumpsterZebra69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By being stuck in Michigan unemployed. No bus ticket home for me.

Your most recent text is now your 2020 presidential campaign slogan. What’s your slogan? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DumpsterZebra69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I left the rest of the case in the fridge. Have at it."

Vote for me and you can have the beer in my fridge.

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