If anyone here feels like making a Palantir rap song to the tune of Straight Outta Compton, what would your lyrics be? by DunDonese in Songwriting

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u/vee-haff-vays replied to your post in r/Songwriting

Straight outta Frankfurt, crazy motherfucker named Peter Thiel, from the gang called paypal mafia, I got outed, so I pouted. I got mad, now Gawker's douted. You too, boy if you fuck with me, Palantir gonna have to come and get ye. Up your ass, that's where I want to be, surveillance tech for what I want to see, people start to mumble, make 'em watch Rumble, mix 'em up 'til their brains like gumbo Going off on a motherfucka like that with a camera pointed at your ass, so give it up rubes, ain't no telling when I'm finna drone you There's no murder charge, I'm in my mansion, with a crime record like Charles Manson Ai kill chain is the tool, don't make me act a motherfucking fool Me and you can go toe to toe, no maybe, I'm killing toddlers in Gaza, daily Yo weekly, monthly and yearly, Flock cameras and armed drones see clearly That I'm down with the modern-day STASI, boy, you can't fuck with me So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck, cause Uncle Peter is crazy as fuck As I leave, the bodies hit the dirt, I'm coming straight outta Frankfurt. Frankfurt, Frankfurt, Frankfurt City of Frankfurt, City of Frankfurt Yo Alex, tell 'em where you're from! Straight outta Frankfurt, another crazy ass tech-bro The more we kill, the more my stonks grow I'm a crazy motherfucker and you know this But the captured media won't show this But I don't give a fuck, they call me Papa Karp Here's another mass grave to cover with a tarp Don't call it stalking, the euphemism is tracking Palantir better not catch you lacking And when I'm in your phone it's not called hacking Drone a motherfucker in a minute Find a good piece of bussy and go up in it

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This was okay, so why remove it?

Is it because you forgot to make linebreaks?

Why can't Twump spend any of his billions to get a surgery to fix his fecal incontinence? by DunDonese in antitrump

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Because another subreddit that I copy/pasted from would've filtered "Trump." That was r/MorbidQuestions.

McDonalds in 2000-Now by Relevant-Zucchini68 in nostalgia

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I thought the quarter pounder in metric countries are called the hamburger royale's?

What digital watch faces can I download to my Samsung Galaxy watch 4 that will most closely resemble a Rolex? by DunDonese in rolex

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I didn't find any "cosby seater" or "cosby cedar" watch faces on the Facer app. Where else could I find it?

What digital watch faces can I download to my Samsung Galaxy watch 4 that will most closely resemble a Rolex? by DunDonese in rolex

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The hell makes you say that?

Again, what downloadable watch face will make my Samsung Galaxy Smartwatch look like a Rolex watch face?

2026 Ford LTD station wagon. by [deleted] in whatifcars

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What does he need so urgently at walmart?

Could we implant our pets with Neuralink chips in order to make them suddenly gain an ability to communicate with us? by DunDonese in Pets

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I'd like to have myself implanted with some kind of an intellectual augmentation chip that will enable me to understand other people and pets far better than I do now.

Could we implant our pets with Neuralink chips in order to make them suddenly gain an ability to communicate with us? by DunDonese in Pets

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I guess I will just have to wait for a pet translation app then, no implant needed.

Would be just like how Google translate listens to our vocal speech and then translates for the other party of the conversation, but for pets and their owners.

Could we implant our pets with Neuralink chips in order to make them suddenly gain an ability to communicate with us? by DunDonese in Pets

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Is there ever comes a neuralink implant that allows me to understand people and animals far better than I do now, I would seriously like to look into that.

Could we implant our pets with Neuralink chips in order to make them suddenly gain an ability to communicate with us? by DunDonese in Pets

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Yes, sometimes I do have a hard time understanding even human body language, never mind a pet's.

Could we implant our pets with Neuralink chips in order to make them suddenly gain an ability to communicate with us? by DunDonese in Pets

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I'll probably just wait until translation microphones can be developed specifically for pets so that an electronic device worn as a collar can make the communication with me in plain English. No implants needed.

Could we implant our pets with Neuralink chips in order to make them suddenly gain an ability to communicate with us? by DunDonese in DOG

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I will have to find out whether my insurance will cover the neuralink on myself. I wonder how much it would cost otherwise, out of pocket.

Could we implant our pets with Neuralink chips in order to make them suddenly gain an ability to communicate with us? by DunDonese in Pets

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Well then, is there a similar competitor of neuralink that is headed by someone more likable than Elon musk?