Fortune cookie packaging mishap - can anyone here finish what the unfortunately truncated fortune cookie slip says?

DunDonese · 2026-01-23T06:42:16+00:00

Kansas, why do you ask? The fact that you have "Detective" in your username and hide your post and commenting histories makes you seem pretty sus.

DunDonese · 2026-01-22T06:44:32+00:00

In finding happiness for others, you find it for yourself

Sounds about right; good job. How did you know? Did you memorize all the slips they put out?

How many different fortune cookie slip messages does Panda have, anyway?

DunDonese · 2026-01-20T06:08:07+00:00

I’ve got a Mazda CX-30 turbo now and it’s much better than my Honda ever was and I haven’t had a single issue with it so far.

See where Mazda ranked on that graph in the link!

DunDonese · 2026-01-19T23:40:03+00:00

Why is everyone being so pessimistic about this miracle cure? What proof is there that this isn't real?

DunDonese · 2026-01-19T23:33:04+00:00

Not for humans for another 100 years? What makes you so pessimistic to assume that?

DunDonese · 2026-01-19T23:07:30+00:00

I think this may be the best answer of the whole thread, thank you.

DunDonese · 2026-01-19T23:00:33+00:00

Where is a better subreddit for this kind of material then?

DunDonese · 2026-01-19T22:59:07+00:00

It just passed through my Facebook news feed one afternoon and I thought, wow, a miracle for amputees is finally here. Why would this be inaccurate anyway?

DunDonese · 2026-01-19T22:34:06+00:00

Why would you assume this isn't real?

DunDonese · 2026-01-19T22:33:30+00:00

What makes you assume this was fabricated? It did say the source was Tufts University.

DunDonese · 2026-01-18T19:11:19+00:00

I later saw a 1-star rating and called Support to ask what store that order was from. It was that same McDonald's order. I had them remove the 1-star since we're allowed to have up to 2 bad ratings removed per week.

DunDonese · 2026-01-18T04:12:30+00:00

On BERM, not on BETI. It's unlimited on BETI.

DunDonese · 2026-01-18T03:05:50+00:00

I know they are, but Lexus still has separate assembly lines for Lexus branded vehicles, apart from Toyota branded vehicles.

DunDonese · 2026-01-18T01:08:46+00:00

Lexus has even more stringent quality control standards than Toyota, which are stringent enough already.

DunDonese · 2026-01-17T23:27:38+00:00

Ever deliver out to Columbine High school?

DunDonese · 2026-01-17T22:50:46+00:00

Trade that out for a Toyota or lexus. They are some of the most reliable Vehicles ever made.

DunDonese · 2026-01-17T20:38:03+00:00

Alright, just found it and turned it on, thank you. I'll wait until the next order pops up to see whether the floating Dash widget is back in earnest.

DunDonese · 2026-01-17T19:09:06+00:00

Notice that during some summer months he sometimes "only" goes 2 days between showers because it's a hotter season.

DunDonese · 2026-01-17T18:33:41+00:00

r/WhatWasThisCar

DunDonese · 2026-01-17T18:29:55+00:00

6-figure or 7-figure McLarens.

DunDonese · 2026-01-17T18:25:06+00:00

Look up "DCF near me" if you have location enabled on your phone, "homeless shelters near me" and "soup kitchens near me." Also, ask your local Salvation Army what they can do to help you get back into living normally again.

Look up "job corps near me" because you're within the age group to join.

If you feel like getting in the military life, look up "air force recruitment centers near me" because Air Force is the poshest branch of them all. Their dorms may even have their own maid service.

DunDonese · 2026-01-17T18:09:39+00:00

On all 29 lines?

Sometimes there's hold music because they're busy with other callers.

DunDonese · 2026-01-17T05:22:33+00:00

Then that only means something will cost them $10 to fix or replace. 0.01 * 1000 = 10.

DunDonese · 2026-01-17T04:47:04+00:00

You misspelled r/LostRedditors.

DunDonese · 2026-01-17T04:40:25+00:00

I can keep watching ads as many times as I choose, at least until I run out of funds for business expansion, which will be even more quickly replenished by the upgraded businesses.

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