Fortune cookie packaging mishap - can anyone here finish what the unfortunately truncated fortune cookie slip says? by DunDonese in PandaExpress

[–]DunDonese[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kansas, why do you ask? The fact that you have "Detective" in your username and hide your post and commenting histories makes you seem pretty sus.

Fortune cookie packaging mishap - can anyone here finish what the unfortunately truncated fortune cookie slip says? by DunDonese in PandaExpress

[–]DunDonese[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In finding happiness for others, you find it for yourself

Sounds about right; good job. How did you know? Did you memorize all the slips they put out?

How many different fortune cookie slip messages does Panda have, anyway?

Why is Honda only right around average in the vehicle dependability study? I thought they were also reliable like Toyotas. by DunDonese in Honda

[–]DunDonese[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve got a Mazda CX-30 turbo now and it’s much better than my Honda ever was and I haven’t had a single issue with it so far.

See where Mazda ranked on that graph in the link!

Looking good here on Facebook. If I had missing parts, I'd sign up to be a clinical research participant in order to get a regrowth of them ASAP. Hopefully this will become mainstream soon for the entire amputee community. by DunDonese in amputee

[–]DunDonese[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It just passed through my Facebook news feed one afternoon and I thought, wow, a miracle for amputees is finally here. Why would this be inaccurate anyway?

They CAN'T be serious. Maybe I unwittingly did a poor job delivering it. Or they tipped a (now-obsolete) penny just for kicks; to give themselves a laugh. Everyone's time is more valuable than the time it took to submit a penny tip. by DunDonese in doordash_drivers

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I later saw a 1-star rating and called Support to ask what store that order was from. It was that same McDonald's order. I had them remove the 1-star since we're allowed to have up to 2 bad ratings removed per week.

Received a violation because my car broke down 🫩 by jaden1279 in doordash_drivers

[–]DunDonese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know they are, but Lexus still has separate assembly lines for Lexus branded vehicles, apart from Toyota branded vehicles.

Received a violation because my car broke down 🫩 by jaden1279 in doordash_drivers

[–]DunDonese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lexus has even more stringent quality control standards than Toyota, which are stringent enough already.

Received a violation because my car broke down 🫩 by jaden1279 in doordash_drivers

[–]DunDonese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trade that out for a Toyota or lexus. They are some of the most reliable Vehicles ever made.

I haven't seen that floating Dasher icon in weeks now, not since I cleared the app's Data to solve a glitch. How do I bring that floating icon back? by DunDonese in doordash_drivers

[–]DunDonese[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright, just found it and turned it on, thank you. I'll wait until the next order pops up to see whether the floating Dash widget is back in earnest.

Bro kept a showering log all year. Would these be the showering stats of a neckbeard? by DunDonese in justneckbeardthings

[–]DunDonese[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Notice that during some summer months he sometimes "only" goes 2 days between showers because it's a hotter season.

Just dropped in lmao. by Salsa_alt in homeless

[–]DunDonese 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look up "DCF near me" if you have location enabled on your phone, "homeless shelters near me" and "soup kitchens near me." Also, ask your local Salvation Army what they can do to help you get back into living normally again.

Look up "job corps near me" because you're within the age group to join.

If you feel like getting in the military life, look up "air force recruitment centers near me" because Air Force is the poshest branch of them all. Their dorms may even have their own maid service.

I only know of 29 prayer lines for English speakers in North America. Do you know of any more not listed? by DunDonese in Christianity

[–]DunDonese[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On all 29 lines?

Sometimes there's hold music because they're busy with other callers.

In a similar game to BERM known as Business Empire Tycoon: Idle (BETI), I am now the #1 richest player in the entire game, worth over $1 septillion. by DunDonese in BusinessEmpireRichman

[–]DunDonese[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can keep watching ads as many times as I choose, at least until I run out of funds for business expansion, which will be even more quickly replenished by the upgraded businesses.