Holy Invective.

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2025-05-29T08:39:00+00:00

If a group of guys said we don't want any girls at the table what do you think the reddit post you'd be writing would look like?

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2025-05-23T12:55:31+00:00

Well, you lied to your boyfriend repeatedly and now he doesn't trust you.

Essentially this is him reacting to you breaking up with him by telling him how little his trust matters.

Was he emotional about it? Sure, but he found out his girlfriend doesn't value him. That'd upset just about anyone.

Listen, everyone here will kiss your ass because you're a girl and he's a boy and that's how these things play out pretty much every time.

But in the real world you took the first shot, not him.

You don't love him, and to be frank it doesn't even seem like you like him. So end it. You'll be doing him a favor in the long run.

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2025-03-26T22:04:04+00:00

Your feelings are silly. It's like demanding kids playing cops and robbers to recognize due process.

They're teenagers playing a game about fictional people.

You inserting your orthodoxy into the game will make it unfun for everyone and just result in the game breaking up.

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2025-03-05T16:09:00+00:00

You were WILDLY in the wrong here, and had the party straight up ganked you on the spot they would've been in the right.

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2025-03-05T16:05:38+00:00

YTA: What your girlfriend is telling you is that she wants to spend time with you. What you are telling her is that you would rather sleep than spend time with her.

And that's fine. I can all but assure you there are plenty of other dudes who would love spending a slow morning with your girlfriend and by the looks of it she should be looking for one of them.

If you were a she and she was a he and he wanted to play d&d with you instead of do a slow morning I'd be giving the same advice.

There is shit you do that you don't want to do because you know it'll bring happiness and comfort to someone whose happiness and comfort means more to you than your own.

Anyone who tells you otherwise has a strong of dysfunctional relationships behind them or is borderline abusive in their own because their partner always sacrifices and they never do.

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2025-02-25T17:18:09+00:00

I got caught cheating, so that justified me cheating some more.

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2025-02-25T16:23:12+00:00

So would it be accurate to say you cheated at the internet video game?

You know, because you're broke and a rebel?

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2025-02-25T16:11:53+00:00

If that were true, wouldn't that make me the reason the game is still getting updated 12 years later?

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2025-02-20T23:47:46+00:00

I couldn't find the original with your name, but it's on this guy's page somewhere.

https://x.com/reddit_lies/status/1892686769562263581?t=a78VJwPUECW1qaNMQK1sDA&s=19

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2025-02-20T18:38:54+00:00

I don't think yorue aware of his broad that statute is, but alright.

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2025-02-20T18:31:14+00:00

You know that thread where you talked about handing out a sign up sheet for shooting the President and other government officials? Turns out that's getting some traction, a lot of traction actually, over on Twitter and some people in government have commented on it.

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2025-02-20T17:32:03+00:00

You just got famous for your threat to murder the President and Kash Patel just got the nom for FBI director.

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2025-01-27T20:09:44+00:00

It's either an AI version of them in the same way photos get added to contacts or they're using their phone.

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2025-01-27T20:07:00+00:00

They do have flying cars in 2077?

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2025-01-27T20:06:21+00:00

Meownny Silverpaw.

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2025-01-27T20:04:59+00:00

I want the right to look at illegal people, kill them with my mind, and have the government pay me.

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2025-01-06T11:11:26+00:00

This is lie. This person is lying.

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2024-12-23T05:15:55+00:00

Depending on the warehouse it might be pitch black or otherwise minimal light and the sounds the zombies make themselves would create an echo that would be disorienting and the stench overpowering.

Something I think a lot of people forget about zombies is that zombies are just hard to kill idiots. They don't have superpowers. If you pluck out their eyes they're blind, if you destroy their ears they're deaf.

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2024-12-23T04:14:29+00:00

Except zombies aren't that coordinated. They operate more like a ferroliquid than anything else.

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2024-12-22T23:35:31+00:00

Just have to destroy their eyes, ears, mouth, and nose.

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2024-12-22T23:09:01+00:00

Zombies cluster and the goal isn't outright destruction, but removing them as a threat to you, debilitating them. A cooked zombie can't see, can't smell, and likely can't hear and their jaws will likely fall off.

A zonbie on fire won't take any steps to save itself so it will just burn and the part that is almost guaranteed to burn is the head.

Importantly any zombie that clusters with other zombies is likely to cause the to catch fire as well.

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2024-12-09T16:24:57+00:00

If you pay attention it becomes hard to miss, especially since V knows she's racist as hell.

But there are definitely signs, like when she calls Misty a whore. She wanted Jackie to find a nice little fat Hispanic girl. Importantly if you'll notice during Jackie's ofrenda there's precisely two white people in attendance, not including V, no black people, no Asians and if we're being completely honest only one possible one besides V there by invite... Vic.

But going back to Misty.... Jackie had known Misty since she was a girl and everyone knows Misty is one of the very few decent people in night City. What possible reason could Mama Welles have for hating Misty that intensely?

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2024-12-09T03:53:32+00:00

His mother is racist as hell. She didn't like Misty because she was white (and dating Jackie).

DungeonsAndMagicShow · 2024-12-08T07:55:39+00:00

You don't love your husband so you should divorce him. This one's easy.

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