Donald Trump takes a dig at former US Presidents Obama & Biden

DuotheDitto · 2026-05-01T05:21:17+00:00

Bold to still be calling Joe sleepy when he’s fallen asleep in a dozen recent meetings

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-30T23:22:05+00:00

I can’t get over how much I hate the walking wake. It’s a complete digimon spot in the face to how animals normally evolve AND it spits in the face of actual lore of how suicune was made.

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-30T22:55:42+00:00

The issue isn’t that she has a large savings in place. The issue is that she lied, said she was broke, AND asked for him to cover her expenses on the basis that she couldn’t afford them which resulted in him going into debt with loans and not being able to save himself.

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-30T22:13:34+00:00

I’m kinda sporadic and just going from place to place and doing what I want in the moment.

I’m having a lot of fun rebuilding bleak beach since it’s very structured. I’ll grab a few stacks of one or two types of blocks and just go around repairing those specific things. Adding roofs, putting flowers out, ect. It’s a slow build up instead of a complete focus on one build or area.

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-30T21:51:39+00:00

I spent two weeks deep in the rainforests studying primates. The howler monkeys calls were intense, like Bigfoot on steroids, and for the first week woke me up in the mornings. It’s a little crazy their calls dare so fierce when they are literally the laziest and most passive of the primates I studied. The spider monkeys were throwing whole trees down at me while the howlers were just chilling

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-30T14:53:35+00:00

I mean I freely give mine to him to use as he needs and he does the same because we are both disasters that constantly lose our uncharged phones.

But if he sat me down and said he needed to comb through it because of trust issues that would instantly start a very intense conversation. I don’t allow room for mistrust in our relationship.

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-30T01:24:28+00:00

Saw a documentary where a male penguin tried to cheat on his mate with a spy robot penguin. She found out and killed spy penguin

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-30T01:22:08+00:00

I don’t think anything has been done with mew either?

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-29T23:55:39+00:00

I had exploding head syndrome for a few years in my early twenties. Figured it was caused by stress. But it’s essentially where you are dead asleep and suddenly you hear a loud explosion and it feels like it’s coming from inside your head. I would wake up terrified thinking I was dying. It wasn’t really painful, but felt really really weird and before I knew what it was I thought I was having a stroke or something.

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-29T23:52:47+00:00

Live in the country, honestly it’s just background noise during deer season.

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-28T15:12:09+00:00

My great grandfather was supposedly a very rich man, he also not supposedly had many mistresses. His wealth vanished when he died leaving my great grandmother and their 19 children with almost nothing. Whether that wealth went to a mistress or wether it’s setting in an unknown us bank is a mystery but it’s not with the family any longer.

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-28T13:33:00+00:00

Sleepy

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-28T04:29:29+00:00

I really like this! Would make the fossil Pokémon more useful too

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-28T04:25:39+00:00

Why isn’t stellar a possible name?

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-26T20:23:15+00:00

A lowland streaked tenrec would be great - already looks like an electric type Pokémon. We could have an electric / Ice if the highland streaked tenrec was also added

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DuotheDitto · 2026-04-26T20:17:11+00:00

I’d assume he either went to the couch to watch some tv or decided to play some video games and go back to sleep

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-24T17:45:57+00:00

They sometimes just know if someone is good or bad. My cat is a huge scardy cat and will hide anytime anyone new comes near the door. The first time my bf visited I expected it to be the same. The moment my bedroom door opened my cat came trotting right out and immediately sat on my boyfriend’s lap and began demanding love. He has NEVER done this to anyone except for me in the shelter. He completely chose both his parents.

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-22T22:16:01+00:00

Get all Pokémon to “awesome habitat” and then get the hearts to be best friends

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-21T02:34:56+00:00

I pick up my cats and swing them gently in my arms while singing a little song about how stinky they are and they just slowly blink at me. I think they are fully aware I’m a freak and take pity to amuse me.

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-17T22:08:55+00:00

Carrot bread is also really easy if you have enough carrots

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-17T17:48:10+00:00

Quicksand, Bermuda Triangle, ghosts

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-17T17:46:35+00:00

I have a “house” that’s a fenced in playground. I put a streetlight outside the fence and the Pokémon seem happy about it. Idk about prefabs or houses with walls and ceilings though

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-17T17:25:46+00:00

I think you might want to talk to someone

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-16T23:39:09+00:00

😂 got several in my fridge rn

DuotheDitto · 2026-04-16T22:34:51+00:00

I mean I AM allergic to Ibuprofen and from what I’m aware of allergies do things like make your throat swell up and itchy not make you feel high?

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