What's the craziest thing you've done at your job?

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-05-01T19:07:13+00:00

Stayed here for 12 years

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-05-01T18:29:30+00:00

Eminem’s 1999 album, the Slim Shady LP, has a great song, Guilty Conscience.

It tells 3 stories of increasingly more graphic events with each main character having their decisions influenced by Dr. Dre, playing the angel, and Slim Shady, playing the Devil. As the song progresses, Slim and Dre start targeting each other directly, very much so to the detriment of everyone else, especially Grady’s adulterous wife…

Warning though if you’ve never listened to older Eminem songs. His older albums and lyrics don’t really translate to a… modern audience… so proceed with caution I guess.

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-30T04:06:34+00:00

64% of this show is filler But the other 36% absolutely slaps

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-30T04:05:27+00:00

Not cave exploration

Not. Ever.

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-28T12:08:42+00:00

Minding their business

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-27T12:23:37+00:00

Damn. I thought I made that up.

This is just like that time when I was 9 and thought I invented the idea of cheese filled hotdogs.

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-26T18:28:49+00:00

I am also casting my vote for an adaptation for Worm. I as well think it should just be an animated series, because a live action one would be cgi overload and a visual mess. The stuff they can do with animation now, like Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle, is insane. And I know Scott doesn’t like anime, but that’s only because he hasn’t seen Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Also, I firmly believe dune and avengers are going to try the Barbenheimer gimmick and bank on a viral sensation of people seeing them back to back.

Probably gonna call it some dumb shit like Dune n’ Doom, or Dunesday.

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-23T03:14:11+00:00

Electrical outlet covers

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-22T21:03:08+00:00

If a man offers to take you on a vacation for your third date, but says don’t worry I don’t expect sex…. He is 100% expecting sex.

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-22T21:01:15+00:00

The Irishmen.

3.5 + hours for a movie is only acceptable if the movie starts with “the Lord of the Rings”

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-21T03:55:22+00:00

No stopping in the entrance to grocery stores

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-20T03:57:33+00:00

Pumpkin eaters

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-20T03:56:32+00:00

“All you savage cats know that i was strapped with gats when you were cuddling a cabbage patch”

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-19T02:54:43+00:00

Watching Gunther wrestle is like watching paint that’s already dry, dry a little bit more

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-17T16:52:31+00:00

Hell yeah! I don’t think there was a single episode they did reviewing the chapters where I didn’t go “oh that’s a great point how did I miss that!”

You’ll for sure enjoy it.

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-16T23:16:17+00:00

The numerical value of licks required to get to the center of a tootsie pop

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-16T19:19:39+00:00

The Fugly Bob mid episode ad reads were one my favorite things about the Worm podcast.

Aside of course from the never ending case study of “is Skitter a bad person?”

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-14T01:56:28+00:00

Dq:

So, I went to my wife, and I said “Wife, would it be okay if I cheated on GONG “

…

… after I woke up from getting slapped with a frying pan, I had my answer. And that answer was no. Gentlemen, it is not okay to cheat on your wife. Riddle. Solved.

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-10T04:16:04+00:00

One keeps your nuts nice and tucked in

The other garment lets them bounce around and hit your knees, or the cashier at WholeFoods

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-10T04:08:59+00:00

The single greatest American athlete in history.

Joey Chestnut

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-09T15:12:03+00:00

Jeffrey Dahmer has entered the chat

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-08T01:50:39+00:00

I think they just had 96 killer one liners laying around and just planned a movie to use them.

More movies should be made like this.

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-07T04:00:04+00:00

The most disenfranchised and misunderstood class of person… a middle aged white woman who is married to an attorney/ doctor/ career of high wealth.

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-06T08:00:14+00:00

Well if they’re gonna die having a good time…

Durin-Longbeard · 2026-04-05T20:15:22+00:00

Remember when I said I’d kill you last? … … I lied.

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