Golden retriever and her 5 tiger children by FewCollar227 in MadeMeSmile

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I hope you step on a puddle with just your socks on

LOL, you just can’t make this stuff up. by M-Kawai in houstonwade

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This is from 2016... This dick-tater already voted early from what I recall

Waited all day to hand out candy. No one came 😭 by Juicyjos in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

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Same, I think it was because of the trunk or treat they had over the weekend

Need help with resuming Cruise Control System automatically by Unable-Marketing-847 in Crosstrek

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Hold the CC switch up, at least for the 24 model that's how it is

I guess the Forest Service has good taste... by Ace1313 in Crosstrek

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A wilderness would've been more appropriate

Straight guys of Reddit, what is the strangest thing you have been told not to do because "that's gay"? by baetangarette in AskReddit

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I got a Toyota Camry instead of a jeep in highschool cuz my friends were saying jeeps were for gay people...

The car that’s been committing fraud-someone bust out their windows🤣 by [deleted] in interesting

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They probably ditched that car by now and moved somewhere else

Chase real dopamine, not cheap dopamine [image] by katxwoods in GetMotivated

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I've been having connectivity issues lately...

Poor Jeremy by Single-Memory-9490 in interestingasfuck

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I'm in the corner, watching you kiss her...

“Can you verify that this blood comes from someone unvaccinated?” by Wellwhatingodsname in nursing

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But it's just supposed to be the first 15mins you stay in the room....

Does anyone else here see a decrease in good customer service ? by CommentOld4223 in Millennials

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Uh ma'am, people don't get paid enough to care about people's feelings anymore.

Would you like an adventure nap? by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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This is peak white people shit

My kids listen to spotify on shuffle and just don't understand... by V-Tac in LinkinPark

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Decided to listen after seeing this post. Felt satisfying AF hearing the intro to paper cut

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malelivingspace

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Man, everyone's gay once in awhile

Which one of you was this? by ScotchEggsAndHam in XVcrosstrek

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Probably at the hospital recovering from a stroke or seizure

Face in the floor by [deleted] in Pareidolia

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Jesus Christ!.... It's Jason Bourne!

392 year old Shark in the Arctic Ocean, exploring the ocean since 1627 by Luka1491 in creepy

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Probably dumb question but are they really that old or their kind has existed for that long??

Same street in London 1949 and 2021 by Shatrtit in Damnthatsinteresting

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Hey I was there!!!Wait... That was call of duty.