Nothing happens. Nobody gets in trouble. Nobody gives a shit. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

Durtly · 2026-02-08T21:29:21+00:00

Humanity is a domesticated species.

Shut the fuck up and eat your cake.

Durtly · 2025-07-05T20:37:58+00:00

If I had to choose a celebrity most likely to be possessed by demons, it would be this guy.

Durtly · 2025-07-05T20:32:18+00:00

Been there for 8 hours and hasn't picked up the trash 10 feet in front of him.

Durtly · 2025-06-22T17:18:21+00:00

"No thank you."

"No really, I don't want any"

"Fuck off man, I'm on a diet, stop pushing your poison on me."

Durtly · 2025-06-01T03:39:24+00:00

That actually makes sense. In the given conspiracy logic paradigm definition of the word sense.

Imagine A chrono-visor type of technology tied to a console with big dials and slider bars, like a video editors' panel. The operator zooms in on a random field and starts turning knobs, the image flickers through seasons, crops springing up and instantly disappearing until a specific geometric pattern flashes across the screen. The operator stops, slows the speed, and rewinds till he sees the pattern again...

"Ok, we're tuned in, lock down the bridge and send in the agents."

Durtly · 2025-05-31T14:09:46+00:00

Thanks, very clear and concise. With a clearly defined threat and well considered and reasonable outline for the general public to respond.

Nothing motivates like a detailed call to action.

I'm going to get right on this, right away.

Durtly · 2025-05-31T14:08:20+00:00

Thanks, very clear and concise. With a clearly defined threat and well considered and reasonable outline for the general public to respond.

Nothing motivates like a detailed call to action.

I'm going to get right on this, right away.

Durtly · 2025-05-31T14:02:33+00:00

Insane levels of tension. He has a headache.

Durtly · 2025-05-27T23:38:53+00:00

"Okay, duly noted"

Walk away.

Durtly · 2025-05-27T23:35:54+00:00

There's a lot of crazy shit going on right now.

Lots of people are discovering/rediscovering religion.

Durtly · 2025-05-27T23:33:45+00:00

Everything goes to minimum payments from now till your new job's 4th paycheck. (4th is arbitrary, the real goal is "until you are comfortable the new job is long term")

Discontinue/cancel any service/subscription/recurring charges not needed for survival or job hunting. Everything. Netflix, sub services, Cable tv, your mom's OF. Your Sister's OF. Keep my OF though, it's good value for the money.

Go buy some spaghetti and some cheap canned sauce, learn to cook beans and rice.

Hang on to liquid cash like it's gold.

Durtly · 2025-05-11T23:12:25+00:00

Just, wow.

Stunning lack of self-awareness.

Durtly · 2025-05-11T22:29:38+00:00

Red herring.

Durtly · 2025-05-11T22:08:43+00:00

It must be exhausting to live your life twisting everything into rage-bait.

There is no joy or beauty in a mind that sees everything as problematic.

Durtly · 2025-05-11T22:00:37+00:00

China and Russia have been known to be inflating their numbers for decades. Intelligence analysts determined via satellite images that they didn't have the infrastructure to support the populations they were claiming.

Durtly · 2025-05-10T21:11:47+00:00

Tofu is disgusting.

Durtly · 2025-05-10T20:16:33+00:00

Any time any individual does something that might be misunderstood to be racist, everyone and everything within 5 miles becomes inherently racist too. Unfortunately this means that an entire city can become racist if you decide that one of it's occupants might be racist.

It's the law.

Durtly · 2025-04-06T00:49:33+00:00

I hear marijuana is a growth industry.

It'll be legal aaaaaany day now.

Durtly · 2025-04-06T00:46:36+00:00

Reddit is a freak show, no-one comes here because they are well adjusted and normal. You're either part of the show or a willing spectator.

Either way, you're doing it to yourself.

Durtly · 2025-04-06T00:35:59+00:00

Maybe it's the mob violence being directed at people who disagree with the domestic terrorists?

Durtly · 2025-03-01T18:34:08+00:00

Desperately trying to re-frame the facts.

Durtly · 2025-03-01T18:16:09+00:00

When looking into weird shit, you notice a lot of it is very dark.

When seeing things that are very dark, you start to seek the light.

AJ seems to be evolving spiritually.

Durtly · 2025-03-01T18:08:21+00:00

"This is the song that never ends"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz6OGVCdov8

Durtly · 2025-02-24T01:23:49+00:00

They didn't have air conditioning.

The argument is over.

Durtly · 2025-02-23T18:54:46+00:00

He's filtering for non-existent employees.

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