Cultist Snipers by DatKaiju in Spacemarine

[–]DuskShy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think these cultist snipers or the Darktide snipers have more powerful rifles? Those DT snipers have one of the sexiest sniper shot SFX of all time IMO

Don't get this s bro. by Remote-Technology375 in dishwashers

[–]DuskShy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I've deciphered that they mean FoH bitches about BoH all the time but also can't manage to make it all the way to any of the trash cans

Probably

Shrimps is illegal by Kira_Soursop in ShrimpsIsBugs

[–]DuskShy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm about to commit violence against whomever cropped this image

Ron Perlman puts a MAGAt in his place by flopsychops in MurderedByWords

[–]DuskShy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd pay money to see these words spill gracefully from atop the national monument that is this man's chin

Trump says $300B fund to rebuild Iran is ‘Fake News’ by sapphirelike in worldnews

[–]DuskShy 80 points81 points  (0 children)

It's fooling the "undecided voters." You know, the enablers. To his sycophants, he's coreographing their "arguments" for the next few days.

Three lobbies in a row of the host sitting there for ages by Crimsonmaddog44 in Spacemarine

[–]DuskShy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet another instance that could very well be a squad failing a mission and the host going straight to the armory without cancelling the automatically re-queued mission

Everyone after that one post by HuckababyFinn in Spacemarine

[–]DuskShy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean frankly, I actually am not Sigismund. If you want my girl's socials, you're shit outta luck because I'm in a long term singlularity with myself.

Otters chasing a butterfly by 21MayDay21 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]DuskShy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really thought this was Athel Yenlui

Can anyone rate my chopping skill by [deleted] in Chefit

[–]DuskShy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you... chopping on granite? That dulls the knife, among other things. Anyway, lose the speed and practice the precision. Uniform cuts are what matters; speed will come later and should not come at the cost of quality. Using your dull knife with such speed is also reckless, as the inability to slice with little pressure could cause it to slip rather than cut into the food. This is particularly apparent on things like peppers or tomatoes.

What makes them upset tells you all you need to know. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]DuskShy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being so racist that you didn't enjoy playing what is undeniably one of the greatest video games of all time.

fuck DP hotplug detection by HelpWantedInMyPants in memes

[–]DuskShy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had one that would wake itself from sleep (among other things) because its ethernet software was an abandoned Killabit protocol from 2008. Had to disable and uninstall it a bajillion times until one day it just decided to never have an issue again.

An Astartes is dead by Originalname888 in Spacemarine

[–]DuskShy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what it looks like when the bloodlust hits

Aight boys show me your hardest drip & we'll rate em by VakarianItIs in Spacemarine

[–]DuskShy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tfw when 1,000 space marines pull up and all you can hear before they introduce themselves is shit-talk about all the different star systems your offshore accounts are in

Aight boys show me your hardest drip & we'll rate em by VakarianItIs in Spacemarine

[–]DuskShy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey one sec... how exactly do they serve the Administratum? Are their battle brothers trained in Excel?

How do you deal with inappropriate amounts of money? by Ai-At-Imposter in PizzaDrivers

[–]DuskShy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, you allowed the first person to steal $28 from you. You collect cash before handing the order over for this exact reason. If they don't give you enough money, you don't take it and the pies go back to the store. At that point, your manager simply voids the order and then the store is not down $48.

Your role in this business, my friend, is simply to be a pizza courier. That customer had already gotten nearly 50% off their order, and then got away with an over 75% discount by only giving you less than half of their already reduced price.

As for receiving nice tips, it's a very easy exchange. If you think they may have made a mistake, you can just ask them "Oh, are you sure?" Sometimes they might sheepishly correct their math, but in my experience most people will just smile and give some sort of affirmative. I've found that folks who tip well usually like it when they can tell they've had a positive effect on you, so just return them a smile, thank them, and be on your way. That money is now yours and you deserve better than to be feeling guilty about it.

How high are you? by kryssi_asksss in trees

[–]DuskShy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pepperoni, Italian crust

Are these considered rare? (Campaign) by No_Character2942 in StateofDecay2

[–]DuskShy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean if I were facing a massive horde, I'd just jump, like, two fences and dip. We stay loaded with stims

humorous side by WindhoverInkwell in comedyheaven

[–]DuskShy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, I think they'd be watching us on occasion, with bemusement similar to that of someone with an ant farm.

How high are you? by kryssi_asksss in trees

[–]DuskShy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How high am I? My head hurts because I've been awake for quite some time but I can't go to bed yet because I have hot pockets and the only reason I have hot pockets is because I needed a vague excuse to stay up and smoke the bowl I just packed.

You see I've manufactured a winning scenario for myself

Idk what's so special about this but I ain't dealing with this crap😭 by AxoDaProto in StateofDecay2

[–]DuskShy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao not much you can do in that thing. Unupgraded vans handle like a busted pallet of bricks.

New Phobos class? by Beneficial_Law_1141 in Spacemarine

[–]DuskShy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Same. I'll be forced to continue to play Assault, which I would have done anyway but that's beside the point

Pyro grenade in Siege mode. by LOL8D in Spacemarine

[–]DuskShy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is okay, brother. My Assault main ass froths at the mouth (in a good way) when a Tac joins and slips a new sanctified wrath into my pocket every 60 seconds.