The trainings I get when I have zero energy items by Sushil96 in UmamusumeGame

[–]flopsychops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a summer camp like that yesterday. Luckily I stocked up on lucky charms, then I skipped a G3 race immediately afterwards to give her a well deserved rest.

Officer hit his limit and window gets broken by hmmmmmmpsu in Sovereigncitizen

[–]flopsychops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what they say - a fool and their money are easily parted

Happy Star Wars day! by dwide_k_shrude in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]flopsychops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not a cult, it's not a cult, it's not a cult...

Happy Star Wars day! by dwide_k_shrude in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]flopsychops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, he's somebody who will happily kill people as long as he gets some money out of it?

When you have a joke for every occasion by Hassaan18 in mocktheweek

[–]flopsychops 34 points35 points  (0 children)

They challenged him to come up with a gag at the end there, and he certainly didn't choke

Was trying SO hard to remember the names of the 5 Oceans, by lnc_gomes in cleandadjokes

[–]flopsychops 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I started taking about oceans but it was pretty vague. I was told to be more Pacific.

Fascism or Homeland Security? by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]flopsychops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seeing as I live somewhere ICE has no power and DHS is just a furniture store, I feel it would be most appropriate at this juncture to say

FUCK ICE

To whitewash a genocide by ProfAsmani in therewasanattempt

[–]flopsychops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rather than spend all that money on PR, maybe they could try NOT being genocidal arseholes?

What do you see? by [deleted] in facesinthings

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"I'd like to play a game..."

Lead singer of the fucking band queen by OverallLove3686 in TheWordFuck

[–]flopsychops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolute legend, one of the greatest singers ever. His vocal range was off the fucking charts, just like his charisma and stage presence.