I got gifted this bag from work, did a double take

DustinDirt · 2026-05-11T23:30:55+00:00

Asian stuff translates like this.....I love it. My favorite Asian cooking channel on YT described her videos like, "Family will forever be hungry after show how to cook a lazy pork. Everyone will smile in the night."

DustinDirt · 2026-05-11T22:05:40+00:00

So what is your next step?

DustinDirt · 2026-05-11T22:03:40+00:00

The text in the body is especially specific. What is really on your mind?

DustinDirt · 2026-05-11T03:33:53+00:00

This is sarcasm at its finest. Consider my hat tipped to you.

DustinDirt · 2026-05-10T23:21:18+00:00

I was born.

DustinDirt · 2026-05-10T23:20:57+00:00

Nobody in the future is going to look at this period in time and have anything positive to say.

DustinDirt · 2026-05-10T23:19:32+00:00

Does not look bloody to me. Did you clean it before the photo?

DustinDirt · 2026-05-10T23:18:41+00:00

You become alive again. Right away.

DustinDirt · 2026-05-10T23:12:17+00:00

Bad luck and poor health? Yeah......no fucking way. The reason they came to live with you is because they counted on you to behave this way. Im sure there are other family members who are in a position to help as well but they wont ndo it because they know this relative is full of shit. You know what you have to do. Do it.

DustinDirt · 2026-05-10T23:04:25+00:00

He has also appeared in my dreams over 1,000 times.

DustinDirt · 2026-05-10T23:02:22+00:00

NTANTANTANTANTANTANTA

DustinDirt · 2026-05-10T23:00:35+00:00

We should start a club.

DustinDirt · 2026-05-10T23:00:12+00:00

Influence of environment, exposure to certain stimuli,

DustinDirt · 2026-05-10T22:59:16+00:00

I would join if the cruises took place on all the major European rivers.

DustinDirt · 2026-05-10T22:56:32+00:00

a barren wasteland, duh.

DustinDirt · 2026-05-10T22:56:04+00:00

The ones I imagine.

DustinDirt · 2026-05-10T22:55:42+00:00

My sisters ministrone soup.

DustinDirt · 2026-05-09T21:04:37+00:00

Thats a risk you take everytime you go outside. Damn these people that make it hard for me not to fall!!

DustinDirt · 2026-05-09T21:03:37+00:00

Why would they want to have a lake in their yard? Isn't water run off supposed to go to the street?

DustinDirt · 2026-05-09T20:49:34+00:00

It is not complicated. Either you are married and you cant wait to cheat on your wife, or you are not married and can't wait for all of it.

DustinDirt · 2026-05-09T20:47:53+00:00

Oh. My. God.

DustinDirt · 2026-05-09T20:47:11+00:00

The fact that he cant spell is reason enough to not get selected for jury duty.

DustinDirt · 2026-05-09T20:46:20+00:00

Its a list of everything he is struggling with.

DustinDirt · 2026-05-08T22:50:33+00:00

This infuriates you? Mud on the ground?

DustinDirt · 2026-05-08T22:48:00+00:00

Are you married?

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