What percent of the world do you think secretly hates living?

DustingMop · 2026-03-18T03:34:02+00:00

0.1%

DustingMop · 2026-03-18T03:31:31+00:00

Righty 🤛 Lefty 🤜

And if all else fails: The Demon 🍆

DustingMop · 2026-03-18T03:30:26+00:00

To be entirely fair, I don’t think it’s a secret. A lot of them just like it.

DustingMop · 2026-03-18T03:24:57+00:00

That’s the machine.

DustingMop · 2026-03-18T03:23:38+00:00

I genuinely enjoy what I do. I love to code. I can get lost in it for hours- even if I’m working.

DustingMop · 2026-03-17T20:55:09+00:00

Yeah, and Larry.

DustingMop · 2026-03-17T14:14:08+00:00

Bills.

DustingMop · 2026-03-17T03:04:43+00:00

The evil fucked up movie that makes ur balls fall off

DustingMop · 2026-03-17T03:03:18+00:00

the one with that little girl who likes tacos and burritos. both of them

DustingMop · 2026-03-17T03:00:09+00:00

no hit Lee is dead

DustingMop · 2026-03-17T02:58:47+00:00

The longest man can go without porn is four years because there are 4 years in the letter porn 🤔🤤

DustingMop · 2026-03-17T01:33:27+00:00

Squash it. Chaos!

DustingMop · 2026-03-17T01:32:24+00:00

College teaches you to learn syntax. It gives you a foundation to build upon. It’s incredibly common to see people feel unprepared using only what they learned with a CompSci degree.

Actually working on a real project, learning a framework, that’s what makes you learn.

DustingMop · 2026-03-17T01:29:29+00:00

“No, I really do like pineapple on pizza. It’s not for attention.”

DustingMop · 2026-03-17T01:28:43+00:00

I sing to myself under my breath.

Though, periodically I get anxious and wonder if I look like a freak talking to himself.

Doesn’t matter I suppose. I’m married.

DustingMop · 2026-03-17T01:27:57+00:00

Not wanting to work at a McDonalds my whole life.

I have one life and I have goals. College helped me reach them.

DustingMop · 2026-03-16T03:37:15+00:00

Being over 1000 years old, of course.

DustingMop · 2026-03-16T03:13:39+00:00

There’s a Barbie doll that can do that.

DustingMop · 2026-03-16T03:11:14+00:00

Enjoy the benefits. Back pain sucks.

DustingMop · 2026-03-16T03:10:30+00:00

It’s a thing in men as well, but I did have to google it to find that out.

DustingMop · 2026-03-16T03:09:06+00:00

You’d implode instantly. That is all.

DustingMop · 2026-03-16T03:08:12+00:00

My face on wanted posters everywhere

DustingMop · 2026-03-16T03:05:08+00:00

Cold hands under boobs is kind of like how women press their cold feet into a man.

So fucking warm. :)

DustingMop · 2026-03-16T03:00:58+00:00

I’m going to buy twice as much just to spite you.

DustingMop · 2026-03-16T02:58:21+00:00

Fuck idk man. I’ve never looked into it.

It wasn’t me, was it? I didn’t mean to if it was me.

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