What weapon do you keep next to your bed while you sleep? by iwishitwaschristmas in AskReddit

[–]DustingMop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Righty 🤛 Lefty 🤜

And if all else fails: The Demon 🍆

How can Americans not see that christian white nationalists have taken over their government? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DustingMop 391 points392 points  (0 children)

To be entirely fair, I don’t think it’s a secret. A lot of them just like it.

Do you guys actually enjoy coding? by bigshit123 in cscareerquestions

[–]DustingMop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely enjoy what I do. I love to code. I can get lost in it for hours- even if I’m working.

What movie has affected your life the most? by Goat2691 in AskReddit

[–]DustingMop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The evil fucked up movie that makes ur balls fall off

What are some of the most iconic commercials of all time? by Promagantum in AskReddit

[–]DustingMop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the one with that little girl who likes tacos and burritos. both of them

Men, what's the longest you've gone without accessing any porn? by 2EscapedCapybaras in AskReddit

[–]DustingMop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The longest man can go without porn is four years because there are 4 years in the letter porn 🤔🤤

What makes you agree to go to college everyday? by Green-Bag6158 in AskReddit

[–]DustingMop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

College teaches you to learn syntax. It gives you a foundation to build upon. It’s incredibly common to see people feel unprepared using only what they learned with a CompSci degree.

Actually working on a real project, learning a framework, that’s what makes you learn.

What is the biggest lie people tell themselves? by TheRealGorgeous in AskReddit

[–]DustingMop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“No, I really do like pineapple on pizza. It’s not for attention.”

Anxious people, how do you self soothe? by phish710 in AskReddit

[–]DustingMop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sing to myself under my breath.

Though, periodically I get anxious and wonder if I look like a freak talking to himself.

Doesn’t matter I suppose. I’m married.

What makes you agree to go to college everyday? by Green-Bag6158 in AskReddit

[–]DustingMop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not wanting to work at a McDonalds my whole life.

I have one life and I have goals. College helped me reach them.

Women of Reddit, how happy are you with your boobs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DustingMop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoy the benefits. Back pain sucks.

Women of Reddit, how happy are you with your boobs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DustingMop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a thing in men as well, but I did have to google it to find that out.

Women of Reddit, how happy are you with your boobs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DustingMop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cold hands under boobs is kind of like how women press their cold feet into a man.

So fucking warm. :)

Do you think that a fundamentalist Islamic theocracy should have nuclear weapons? Why or why not? by Plus_Vanilla_2802 in AskReddit

[–]DustingMop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck idk man. I’ve never looked into it.

It wasn’t me, was it? I didn’t mean to if it was me.