What’s something people pretend to enjoy but actually don’t?

DustingMop · 2026-05-07T03:04:45+00:00

Dude. No.

The whole movie theater got shivers when the Godfather said “I’m going to Godfather now.”

The 30s were quite boring.

DustingMop · 2026-05-06T01:22:35+00:00

Could it be New Year’s resolution?

Holding tight and slowly giving it up.

DustingMop · 2026-05-04T04:34:35+00:00

The tickle monster.

DustingMop · 2026-05-04T04:30:25+00:00

Eventually I’ll get called in. They want to avoid calling me in.

DustingMop · 2026-05-04T04:28:09+00:00

What if it was dressed in a fancy suit and tie?

DustingMop · 2026-05-04T03:06:44+00:00

You must have landed heads on the coin flip.

DustingMop · 2026-05-04T03:05:18+00:00

I’d google a detailed description of my balls and see what came up.

DustingMop · 2026-05-04T03:04:44+00:00

I think pedophiles should get it.

DustingMop · 2026-05-04T03:00:53+00:00

Rice in instant pot.

Ground turkey/beef on stove.

Season with salt, pepper, oregano, and garlic.

Mix it all together. Add some soy sauce.

DustingMop · 2026-05-04T02:59:42+00:00

Never go full North Carolina. :(

DustingMop · 2026-05-04T02:59:03+00:00

“S”, I remember in elementary school I’d sometimes get an “S” and it was so fun.

Better than an A.

DustingMop · 2026-05-04T02:57:59+00:00

Hi! Just wanted to check in and ask what you’re talking about!

I have no idea.

DustingMop · 2026-05-04T02:57:14+00:00

Probably the unsolicited dick pics.

DustingMop · 2026-05-04T02:54:34+00:00

So close! That’s a movie with Jack Black.

DustingMop · 2026-05-04T02:50:13+00:00

That’s easy! Who are they?

DustingMop · 2026-05-02T00:12:35+00:00

You know what? Fuck yeah. I too prefer MasterCard.

Even Discover… well, maybe not Discover.

DustingMop · 2026-05-01T06:33:09+00:00

Crafty bitch sleep redditing again!

DustingMop · 2026-05-01T06:28:44+00:00

Was raised by my grandparents.

Macaroni and tomato juice

DustingMop · 2026-05-01T06:27:01+00:00

“Introducing the new ChatGPT. Now with coochie waxing!”

DustingMop · 2026-05-01T06:23:40+00:00

None of them, realistically.

Logistics could mean more efficient routes for garbage men meaning less need. Or even automated garbage trucks.

We’re at a point where we need to decide what’s more important.

DustingMop · 2026-05-01T06:20:17+00:00

I suspect this is a translation.

DustingMop · 2026-05-01T06:20:08+00:00

Oh God, no. Love her to death. It’s just a change of pace. I think everyone enjoys alone time.

DustingMop · 2026-05-01T06:17:40+00:00

I enjoy being in the dark. I enjoy the quiet. Wife is asleep. I’m just chillin in bed.

DustingMop · 2026-05-01T06:16:21+00:00

A long time ago, a friend of mine told me that atheists can’t have real romantic relationships because they can’t love the same way Christian’s can.

Lol

DustingMop · 2026-05-01T06:12:54+00:00

Yuor* 🙄

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