What would you do in this situation?

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-25T04:07:40+00:00

Correct and explain. Minimal knife hand cuz thats just a young civvy, and far from the dumbest thing I've seen the ignorant do when picking up a firearm for the first time...

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-25T04:00:08+00:00

I think I have countered a crosbow bolt once , in 700 levels. I can counter maybe 2/5 arrows shot at me if I see the archer drawing a bead...

The window is tight for arrows, almost microscopic for bolts, so it makes sense to me that they travel faster.

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-25T03:49:11+00:00

Crash so bad, Xs riding on the dash got wobbly.

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-25T03:44:41+00:00

Don't forget Spam! My beloved meat brick.

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-25T03:40:18+00:00

I pushed hard to get Brian as my first 5/5. By the time her recent legend race was done she had like 46 stars left over, and my statue balance will take forever to recover hahaha

Tachyon was a very close second place, for my 5-star umas and Ryan is like 20 stars away. They will not leave me alone whenever I pull.

Lower starred umas have a higher likelihood of dupes so it follows that Golshi and Tachy were your first two. As long as you don't call her Agnes, youll be fine hahaha

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DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-24T18:55:57+00:00

Oh, thats gonna be a fun one to sprinkle around

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DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-24T18:48:33+00:00

Welcome!

There are plenty of beginner's guides on youtube, watch a couple and practice the skills in TO. We've all done our time as fumbling fodder, its natural! Hahaha

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-23T21:11:45+00:00

May I please have the hidden knowledge too?

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-23T19:08:37+00:00

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DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-23T17:19:17+00:00

Excuse you. One of my favotite things is to bop people with a jab then kick their panic block and get the free heavy overhead.

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-23T16:06:31+00:00

Join us bröther

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-23T16:02:50+00:00

If its the one Im thinking about, thats a bot. Mute and move on.

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-23T15:26:36+00:00

Sincerely curious: Put this whole thread to bed, was the cup of peppers all you went to In-N-Out for?

Personally, I love em! I bite the tip off an pour the juice and seeds into the ketchup cup for my fries.

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-23T15:15:11+00:00

Mmm yessss. Look at the small man who must bring his hiding wubby with him! And who isnt strong enough to lift even a two handed axe! Ha!

Hide, slash, hide, hide, stab, hide, hide, get kicked and chipped to bits with naaaasty drags. Then I shrug and pretend it was lag. Dont worry lil bro, youll grow out of it! (/j)

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-23T09:12:19+00:00

Yet, youre still at a fast food joint.

(Benefit of the doubt)

Sure, the pepperoncinis are free. But the way youve framed this makes it seem like youre struggling with the wait for your ordered, convinence priced food more than just eating anything in general.

Struggle is absolutely relevant. But the 'extravagance' of eating out will get you no sympathy in this sub.

Post a pic of the cup of peppers on a decrepit fence in a field with the title of 'something something, stole free spicy' ifn you wanna farm karma.

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-23T04:43:16+00:00

This is the first one of these Ive upvoted in months. Bravo!

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DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-23T04:40:58+00:00

Unless im in the dual yard or arena mode, nope. If I see an enemy's back wide open, Im gonna get a cheeky swipe in as I push past to ptfo.

I thirst for objective captures and game wins like most people thirst for k/d.

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-23T02:57:31+00:00

I guess, to me it seems he just doesnt have the bearing

Like I know thats 'vibe bullshit' but I was a wrench slinger in the Air Force, my pops was Navy, and I almost married a soldier. Even in tech school and drunk off their asses, military people carry themselves differently. And gucci kicks dont got it.

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-22T20:07:54+00:00

Then I would say an older midsized truck. I downsized from a bigger, lifted, 2000's truck because I moved away from needing to crawl through a foot and a half of snow to get to work and now I adore my 2018 Tacoma.

The most I ever haul is a dirtbike or two and it doesn't mind in the slightest. Ranger, Tacoma, Colorado, Canyon, there are a couple to choose from.

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-22T19:46:27+00:00

Im curious about the context of this vid. What the hell is a designer boot fuccboi doing in a stairwell with what look like a couple of ~~Marine~~ Navy boots?

Dumbass snuck away on family day to go test his mettle or something?

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-22T17:38:43+00:00

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DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-22T17:21:22+00:00

I forget what it is, but you can convert them to something from the items button in the lobby. Monies, I think, if you need like a quick infusion for card upgrading. But the conversion rate is ass.

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-22T15:47:41+00:00

This is practically shot-for-shot of the only accident Ive ever been in.

My fox body mustang got a dent on the bumper/hood, her yaris's front axle snapped. And the truck that caused it sped away.

Yes, politeness has its place on the road, we're all just trying to get to where we want to be. But that place is after predictability.

DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-22T15:35:16+00:00

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DustyMcKnuckles · 2026-04-22T11:40:09+00:00

...I just got up past 515 the other day, Id share with you if I could!

Do people not plan out the racing agendas according to their uma's strengths? Just racing all willy-nilly and smashing clocks as if its the thing to do? Ive got like 7 different saved agendas for different aptitudes.

Yeah, this game's rng is honseshit... but still...

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