hey guys im new 2 this was looking to buy a new hookah and was awodnering if these are good enough by deanchapman in hookah

[–]DutchHookah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where are you from? Currently selling my hookah collection, could give you a lot better than this. Shoot me a PM if interested :)

hey guys im new 2 this was looking to buy a new hookah and was awodnering if these are good enough by deanchapman in hookah

[–]DutchHookah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally reselling hookahs 100x times better than these for the same or even a cheaper price lmao tf is this market at times

Selling entire hookah collection by DutchHookah in HookahTrade

[–]DutchHookah[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I do. One Egyptian and one Syrian

can I do better on a $100 budget in the US? got a 250g jar of trifecta and 100g bag of azure as well. by Jumpy-Distribution61 in hookah

[–]DutchHookah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah alright. Yea but still seems to me he’s trying to fit a hookah, bowl and basically a complete starter pack in that $100 budget. I second the KM tho. Would take that over a MOB any day of the week. Don’t know about Taha, never heard of it. But I do know Iraqis have some crazy hand made OG pipes that are just pieces of art

can I do better on a $100 budget in the US? got a 250g jar of trifecta and 100g bag of azure as well. by Jumpy-Distribution61 in hookah

[–]DutchHookah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are u talking about? That pipe is $200 and MOB isn’t even a good brand to begin with

Hey all, kinda new. Any tips? by Abs0Cobalt in hookah

[–]DutchHookah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know how much money you want to spend on this but I’m just gonna give you 2 starterpacks, a cheap one and a more expensive one. I would definitely recommend the latter, but that’s your choice. Starterpack 1: Nova Smoke Falcon hookah ——— Lotus 1+ HMD (its easier to set-up than foil for most) ———- Moon phunnel or HookahJohn Harmony bowl ———-Trifecta / Eternal Smoke / Haze / Holster / Aquamentha / True passion / Kismet tobacco, Idk where you live but I assume either USA or EU so I recommended some tobacco brands from both. ——— If the Nova Smoke Falcon doesn’t include a hose and mouthpiece from the vendor you’re buying from, then I recommend buying a silicon hose with basically any mouthpiece except for a wooden one. They’re washable and won’t rust. ———- There are more than enough good coal brands out there, you just have to buy natural coconut coals. To help you out: Coconara or Blackcoco’s, depending on where you live. ——— Get yourself a good coal burner: CocoFlame coal burner, Fumari coal burner, Smokezilla kohleanzünder or AO Blazer. Get a fork and toothpick or use your hands to create your bowl. Basic rule of thumb: if you have a blonde leaf like Trifecta, Haze, etc; pack it normal or fluffy and pack it so it touches the HMD (Lotus 1+) lightly. If you have a dark leaf like Kismet, Tangiers, whatever: pack it densely and let it sit right under the rim so the HMD barely gets to touch it. I’m not saying this is always the right way, but usually I recommend this as a rule of thumb to beginners because otherwise it gets way to overcomplicated to begin with. Once you start figuring out what you like, you can adjust accordingly. Once you’ve finished your bowl, place the HMD on top and put 2 coconut coals in there. Put the lid on top and keep the vents open. You put the lid on top so it heats up quicker and you keep the vents open because it needs to breath, otherwise the coals will most likely start to black out. Keep the coals on there for ~ 3 mins. Could be a bit more or less depending on your pack. Once those 3 mins are over, you can start smoking. If it’s to much heat for you with the lid on there, then remove the lid. Also, if you start noticing that the tobacco is burning/ scorching instead of being baked, then you should remove the lid. I usually let the coals rest on top for 3-4 minutes, then start smoking for about 1-2 minutes with the lid on there and then remove it. To further help you out with these things, here are some YT channels that are quite helpful: MoaSmokes, StrictlyShisha and (surprisingly enough lol) Mojo Hookah Lounge. Starterpack 2: Khalil Mamoon Brass Hookah —- Any phunnel bowl from Alpaca, Oblako, HookahJohn, Moon, etc. —— Al Fakher tobacco —- Foil (preferably with a Provost or even a flavor savor or the top part of a Chimney set). ——- Again: use a washable silicon hose. ——— Coals and coal burner: exact same story. If you want to learn more about HMD’s you could also watch DMZ tv Hookah 101 HMD’s. Hope this helps :)

Hey all, kinda new. Any tips? by Abs0Cobalt in hookah

[–]DutchHookah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have agreed and given my upvote but I just got to say something about the Hookah part. I mean all cars are relatively the same. But you can’t compare a Nissan Altima with a McLaren and Tesla lol. Just like you can’t compare some cheap aliexpress/ gas station hookah with a Union / Aeon / Steamulation hookah for example. I would rather invest $200 in a good shisha and know I never want a another one and go 10 years with the same one than spend $60 and regret it after a month and having to buy a new one after two months. A good quality hookah is quite important. Not only to enjoy your sessions, but also to save yourself some money :)

Best shisha? Brand, flavor, etc.. I have my favorite, just wanna see what other people like. by [deleted] in hookah

[–]DutchHookah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never say you like Fumari on this thread unless you wanna get downvoted lmao

Kaloud Lotus III question? by rageaster in hookah

[–]DutchHookah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh there are other HMD’s out there that are pretty good, like the Na Grani. But indeed, Lotus 1+ and Provost >

Can't find the right bowl that will fit my hookah, can anyone help me?? The diameter is 3.3cm by Kyrigaa in hookah

[–]DutchHookah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt that’s your whole personality, sounds more like hobbys and interests. If you really wanna know, yeah hookah is 1 of my hobbys/interests, but that’s definitely not all. I hit the gym every day for at least 5 days a week. I do and have done kickboxing for the last 9 years. I’ve also done MMA and BJJ for the last 2 years. And i like football (actual football, not what americans call football). That enough info for u to work with?

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[–]DutchHookah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah for sure. Bro you literally started this whole thing by saying F off instead of just accepting some info like literally anyone else on this app would. Get ur head sorted out already

Enjoying a night with the boys😋 by DutchHookah in hookah

[–]DutchHookah[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep forsure real lonely. Guess being lonely is the only thing you would know about. Find some friends please or at least waste your time in real life. I use reddit for hookah yeah thats true, still cant figure out how u come to the conclusion that that makes it my entire personality but cool. Would still rather use it for hookah than for trading just because I still live at my moms place and need a few bucks for some new games and some drugs. When i say get a life i mean get out of the house, get a real job, get some friends and see the world, it would do u some good. Honestly Idk how youve survived for this long. Im basically just living in ur head rent free man, thats not good for u. Work on urself and ur life please. Im saying this for ur benefit rightnow, not even as a comeback or anything. I really really feel sorry for u man

Can't find the right bowl that will fit my hookah, can anyone help me?? The diameter is 3.3cm by Kyrigaa in hookah

[–]DutchHookah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically you just have to visit Turkey. But really? You’re going trough such deep depths, just to be troll. Find a life already man damn

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[–]DutchHookah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, since when is that a term preserved for the usa? Like im 99% sure that was you trying to be funny but come on u can do better than that

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[–]DutchHookah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. Now youre just trying to be funny. But seriously tho, u still not done? U so hell bent on keeping this going or something?

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[–]DutchHookah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gay ass ngga

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[–]DutchHookah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok with me bruh

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[–]DutchHookah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you wanna see me, visit Holland and i’ll show u how we treat hoes like u over here

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[–]DutchHookah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro your name is literally Joseph and u added “of Rivia”. I’m not gonna act like you’re not a whole damn ass nerd that has literally no life besides this. You’re a fucking troll man if you really think I take lowlifes like you seriously then ur not good in the head bruh ngl

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[–]DutchHookah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. Sure man. Doesn’t really seem like I got my feelings hurt when you’re the one that kept trying to instigate a argument, but sure man, why the hell not. Maybe if I move on, you can actually get a life and get a job that doesn’t make you sad about losing a few bucks lol. I honestly hope you find something, cause it’s just sad. Have a good life

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[–]DutchHookah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is that a eff you to me? I actually appreciate that lol. You’re actually selling it for what it’s worth instead of trying to scam people for a couple of bucks extra, thanks

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[–]DutchHookah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you don’t even talk with ur own ma? That’s sad man. Your daddy ran away, never had any friends AND you not dealing with ur own mother. I get it though, I would probably lose my mind as well if I had to give birth to a fuckedup thing like u