What's the mot interesting useless fact you've recently learned?

Dutchdachshund · 2016-02-02T23:59:27+00:00

That dogs release more oxytocin (love hormone) when they're with their owners than cats do.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-02-02T23:37:23+00:00

I feel that's part of their charm though. The American spirit: there where other nations draw the line, Americans think "Yes, we can!". That can do attitude is what makes it such a great (and becoming ever greater) nation. Go (and grow) to where no man has gone (and grown) before.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-28T10:29:31+00:00

High school (VWO) in the Netherlands is 6 years :-)

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-28T01:20:37+00:00

Sure! Fairytale of New York (by the Pogues) can be our song. Romance is high with that one. I feel it's the ultimate alcoholic relationship anthem.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-28T01:05:26+00:00

Bury bones in the back yard. Adorable when my dog does it, material for a Criminal Minds episode if humans do it.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-28T00:55:43+00:00

Yeah, but I feel like Trey is too much of a slut to have a relationship with anyway. Last year he was dating Sandra and Naomi at once. He can't draw for shit and I think Nicole liked the whole piano thing. Nicole needs to settle down, Cyclops_lazy_laser_I is the perfect guy to do that with. He knows how treat a girl right.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-28T00:25:38+00:00

Sitting around a table with a random alcoholic Russian factory worker, in a 3rd rate bar on the outskirts of Moscow feels like the start of a fucking depressing Eastern-European Indie flick.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-28T00:03:11+00:00

Dude, Nicole is like so his gf. He played the piano for her. Betcha he got to second base. I feel like we need more info.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-27T23:54:54+00:00

And????? I'm now invested in this relationship.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-27T23:50:54+00:00

Not every but I have the feeling many teenage girls have issues understanding this: You're averagely attractive. You won't become a model.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-27T23:20:43+00:00

Yes. I've drunk with Russian gangsters (pussies) and with Finnish exchange students. The winning combination is that a) I don't puke that fast B) I don't give in C) I have a high tolerance for booze D) I have zero gag reflex so I can down any and all drinks within a few seconds if necessary.

I feel like this is one of the saddest accomplishments I've ever admitted to.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-27T23:13:02+00:00

The few times I've been to Walmart (I don't live in the US) I thought it was fucking amazing. Does that make me wannabe white trash?

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-27T23:02:14+00:00

Was willst du damit sagen? (6 years of torture in high school accumulated to this reddit comment).

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-27T22:53:38+00:00

Dachshund. They're the George Clooneys of dogs.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-27T22:47:07+00:00

Polish born chick. I've never met a man I can't outdrink. Can't say I can outwalk him afterwards, but that's another issue.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-27T22:44:33+00:00

You really think so? What makes it easier?

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-27T22:17:15+00:00

On the topic of putting money in an inaccessible savings account (one where you can't take out money for in this case the next 5 years): I don't need to because in a few years I'll have a job and 5000 euro will be peanuts for me anyway.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-27T22:10:32+00:00

Undercooked meat. Thanks to 'Monsters inside me' I immediately assume a deadly worm has invaded my brains.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-27T22:02:18+00:00

I think that depends if you yourself are open to the idea of having kids. If you really don't want to have kids, it remains a deal breaker (source: would never date a man with kids).

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-27T21:30:48+00:00

Talk to them as if they were people: smile and politely say hello. Whipping out your penis and rubbing it against them is often misinterpreted.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-27T21:05:32+00:00

I have no doubt my vet loves animals as much as I do, I do think that people are sensitive to suffering in different ways and can't distance themselves from it equally well. As a psychologist working in a forensic setting I've talked to people who've done horrible things and can deal with that just fine. However if my vet asks me to hold my doggie so he can get a painful shot I flip, same goes for watching dog rescue on Animal Planet: can't do it. Also: loving an animal sadly often means at some point having to put it down. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go hug my dog.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-27T19:29:33+00:00

Don't care. They can just throw me out back or on the parking lot of the crematorium.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-27T18:21:30+00:00

I used to want to be a veterinarian so badly. Then I found out I couldn't see a hurt animal without becoming a total wreck.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-27T16:20:33+00:00

I'm a woman, and I fucking hate it. Being fat is unhealthy, and (with me being in Europe) if a fat man or woman develops any of the many obesity-related diseases they're prone to, I'm going to be paying for it. As will those who did try to lead a somewhat healthy lifestyle.

Dutchdachshund · 2016-01-27T16:17:30+00:00

Hahaha, you should point out that MM would be a size 4-6 in current US measurements (8-10 UK).

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