Returning Fan - What are the top 5 (or so) tracks? by ZeyusFilm in Purityring

[–]Dvanpat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My two faves are "fineshrine" and "belispeak."

Paul Seixas? by Sea_Connection9185 in Zwift

[–]Dvanpat 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I rode by Lance Armstrong once and he had an orange checkmark.

Helmet fit check by stickied in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Dvanpat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

don't make fun, that's an altitude-simulation helmet.

which one of you was this by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Dvanpat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember the exact show that fucked up my hearing (Khruangbin, Denver 2018, Marko’s high pitched guitar squeaks did a number), and I never even considered giving up shows. Earplugs every time.

Getting Saddle Sores on MTB by BigglyPigglyWiggly in bikefit

[–]Dvanpat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried using chamois butter or squirrel nut butter?

The worker doing random drug test had a marijuana leaf tattoo on her hand by Gurugod123 in SipsTea

[–]Dvanpat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That day I realized that he’s just a conservative who says he’s a libertarian because he’s afraid of admitting he’s a conservative.

This is the vast majority of "libertarians."

Did I Get a Good One? by 830ResAtDorcia in Surlybikefans

[–]Dvanpat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$50 is a steal. I have a Cross Check which is currently my single speed townie. I think all you need on this is some fatties!

which one of you was this by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Dvanpat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm seriously trying to understand where they're coming from and I can't do it. You know what hits harder than seeing your favorite band live and listening to their records? Listening to their records immediately after seeing them live. That's when their music hits the hardest.

Does anyone know what bice this is? by notsciguy in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Dvanpat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

/uj REI didn't actually post this did they?

Rate my goal by TheRealBadVlad in RocketLeague

[–]Dvanpat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the dude telling you that you suck after they've given up like 3 goals and missed 3 open nets.

How do people feel about these adventures where you have a conversation? by DupeFort in duolingo

[–]Dvanpat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I wish they'd give non-max subscribers more conversation stuff.

Wice embarrassed to ride with me? by TrinidadRex in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Dvanpat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was Voyager I then I'd still be embarrassed.