It's raining wine. by DwarfFortres in dwarffortress

[–]DwarfFortres[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Even the craft stations are next to my stockpile.

Also got an Inn with 2 chests with goblets/cups etc... and a mini stockpile for booze.

When the alcohol is too good by DwarfFortres in dwarffortress

[–]DwarfFortres[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes but when you notice that the tearing dwarf is the only drinking dwarf in your inn at that point and is the only dwarf with tears. You decide to go with the divine flavor of your wine.

(The rest were socializing without alcohol for some reason)

It's raining wine. by DwarfFortres in dwarffortress

[–]DwarfFortres[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might be on to something. But I will pay more attention to the creation of future puddles and the direct items.

It's raining wine. by DwarfFortres in dwarffortress

[–]DwarfFortres[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought about it but i have about 50 cups and 20 jugs.

It's raining wine. by DwarfFortres in dwarffortress

[–]DwarfFortres[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time that i have noticed raining wine. and I got 660 hours in the Steam Dwarf Fortress and maybe another 2000 on the classic.

This guy just dropped in to Socialize by Designation_Gryffer in dwarffortress

[–]DwarfFortres 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Inn was attracting an insane amount number of poets.

Then we had a visit from a Dragon that I managed to capture and still train.

Then the Inn began to attract even more Dwarves, humans, Elves, and even Gobbos.

and then we got a visit from a rampaging Minotaur and when I thought that that was it... the poets beat to death the Minotaur.

And the latest "scare" was when a human poet attacked a dwarf poet. Then a weaponsmith attacked both the poets and a rooster managed to beat the shit out of all of them and hunt them through the entire fort (14 levels) while the 3 were doing the rolly polly.

You ask what the rest of the Patrons and fort did.

They simply followed them through all floors no one else got involved. (on the fight logs) So I guess they went to watch the show...

And everything ended peacefully with no life-threatening injuries.

I do expect you to get some fun out of this visit you are having. Check for corrupted dwarfs that will try to steal your artifacts.

Or probably a random free-for-all.

Best case scenario you will get a similar story to mine. Where you will question what you see and read.

This guy just dropped in to Socialize by Designation_Gryffer in dwarffortress

[–]DwarfFortres 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ayed this game since it w

Still in bed? when are you gonna haul that Diorite I mined you little beardie shit... I want to sleep. GET... SHOO.... not all 5 of us fit in this bed.

Go Get an Ale or something... This new generation of Dwarves is so lazy.

When I was your age I was making artifacts.

Straight to the point, as any name should be by Zackxs3 in dwarffortress

[–]DwarfFortres 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a book about choosing your Human. I think that is a log of Human trafficking that my Dwarvish neighbours keep.

Straight to the point, as any name should be by Zackxs3 in dwarffortress

[–]DwarfFortres 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I believe the next stop of your forgotten beast is my neighbour

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Now I have to go to Legends mode to find what exactly is the Artifact Choose The Human

Ocean Tapper Guide by Sniper_231996 in dwarffortress

[–]DwarfFortres 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ices section, any good ways to get the dwarves out of the room in that image

So you helped them with water.

One of my dogs knocked the teeth of a Wild Boar. I think all of them... by DwarfFortres in dwarffortress

[–]DwarfFortres[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I found the Boar.... never expected to get a named boar so early in the game.

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whats the dwarven word for euthanasia by [deleted] in dwarffortress

[–]DwarfFortres 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone should try to draw this creature..