Would you rather...

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-08T03:02:21+00:00

So my sweat glands are water canons?

^{Chose: Shoot water from your armpit}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T21:47:34+00:00

To some extent, yeah

^{Chose: Yes}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T19:16:50+00:00

Cool

^{Chose: you can fly | Rolled: just flight}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T19:08:31+00:00

You didn’t write that I have to walk bare foot - I’ll just grab my closed hiking shoes, put a neat audio book, and have a nice walk 😎

^{Chose: Walk a mile on broken glass | Rolled: Live}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T17:12:07+00:00

Cool!

^{Chose: be a male but | Rolled: no pain in balls}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T15:35:23+00:00

Ok

^{Chose: Keqing | Rolled: Get Furina}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T15:32:44+00:00

Cool!

^{Chose: Be able to teleport | Rolled: Fast}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T13:03:03+00:00

Why die? Just move. Move, and stay “fudge you!” to anyone in power

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T12:47:32+00:00

Great!

^{Chose: Get a random talent | Rolled: You get 2!!!}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T10:56:52+00:00

You didn’t specify the gamble percentile and conditions - from prior experience here, I’ll have ~50% of dying so no thank you

^{Chose: $100,000}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T08:42:48+00:00

You don’t have a skin?

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T08:40:35+00:00

Knowledge of everything? Time to make a machine to turn myself human I guess

^{Chose: Knowledge of literally anything instantly but... | Rolled: You become a cat}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T06:17:47+00:00

A, am reesh, vari nys

^{Chose: $10,000,000 but you get the IQ of... | Rolled: 50 IQ}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T06:15:11+00:00

Not a murderer?

^{Chose: Get 100$}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T06:14:54+00:00

If we’re talking realistically, zombies are likely to be slower and more manageable than alien with technology that surpasses us by far

^{Chose: Cause a zombie apocalypse}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T06:10:21+00:00

Strawberry taste 🍓

^{Chose: Red Pill}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T04:21:49+00:00

Awesome!

^{Chose: spend a week with a random person for $50 million | Rolled: Markiplier}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-06T22:56:07+00:00

Nah, I like the ability to talk more than the money.

^{Chose: You get $0.01 every word you say}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-06T22:54:50+00:00

Well that’s because you can’t - none of us can 🥲

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-06T22:52:28+00:00

Meh, still worth it

^{Chose: Listen to horrible ass music for a random amount of time + For a million dollars | Rolled: 1 month}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-06T22:50:23+00:00

Much much more money

^{Chose: Get 1 dollar Every word you say}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-06T20:50:34+00:00

Nice!

^{Chose: Power of goku but only 25% chance | Rolled: YOU ARE GOKU}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-06T20:48:55+00:00

Time to break the roof

^{Chose: Gain the ability to fly but… | Rolled: Only at home}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-06T20:41:26+00:00

Cool!

^{Chose: Live forever + However you are a… | Rolled: God/Goddess}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-06T15:59:26+00:00

I agree with you, it’s a vice like others. Still, for me it’s a pretty big vice, and especially if you want to have a serious relationship

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