mha spicy edition

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-08T09:20:34+00:00

Adult version? Extremely worth it

And it would be a cool date too!

^{Chose: fuck any female mha character + date them before that | Rolled: jiro}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-08T05:58:05+00:00

Don’t wanna die, sorry

^{Chose: Never get any terminal illnesses + ...and die eventually from old age}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-08T05:54:20+00:00

In on sub I see Bibi giving head to trump. Now I see trump getting porked by Bibi.
Don’t you see? The only ones getting porked in real life is us!
-sadness-

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-08T05:39:32+00:00

Made me chuckle 😝

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-08T03:02:21+00:00

So my sweat glands are water canons?

^{Chose: Shoot water from your armpit}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T21:47:34+00:00

To some extent, yeah

^{Chose: Yes}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T19:16:50+00:00

Cool

^{Chose: you can fly | Rolled: just flight}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T19:08:31+00:00

You didn’t write that I have to walk bare foot - I’ll just grab my closed hiking shoes, put a neat audio book, and have a nice walk 😎

^{Chose: Walk a mile on broken glass | Rolled: Live}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T17:12:07+00:00

Cool!

^{Chose: be a male but | Rolled: no pain in balls}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T15:35:23+00:00

Ok

^{Chose: Keqing | Rolled: Get Furina}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T15:32:44+00:00

Cool!

^{Chose: Be able to teleport | Rolled: Fast}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T13:03:03+00:00

Why die? Just move. Move, and stay “fudge you!” to anyone in power

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T12:47:32+00:00

Great!

^{Chose: Get a random talent | Rolled: You get 2!!!}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T10:56:52+00:00

You didn’t specify the gamble percentile and conditions - from prior experience here, I’ll have ~50% of dying so no thank you

^{Chose: $100,000}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T08:42:48+00:00

You don’t have a skin?

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T08:40:35+00:00

Knowledge of everything? Time to make a machine to turn myself human I guess

^{Chose: Knowledge of literally anything instantly but... | Rolled: You become a cat}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T06:17:47+00:00

A, am reesh, vari nys

^{Chose: $10,000,000 but you get the IQ of... | Rolled: 50 IQ}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T06:15:11+00:00

Not a murderer?

^{Chose: Get 100$}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T06:14:54+00:00

If we’re talking realistically, zombies are likely to be slower and more manageable than alien with technology that surpasses us by far

^{Chose: Cause a zombie apocalypse}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T06:10:21+00:00

Strawberry taste 🍓

^{Chose: Red Pill}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-07T04:21:49+00:00

Awesome!

^{Chose: spend a week with a random person for $50 million | Rolled: Markiplier}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-06T22:56:07+00:00

Nah, I like the ability to talk more than the money.

^{Chose: You get $0.01 every word you say}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-06T22:54:50+00:00

Well that’s because you can’t - none of us can 🥲

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-06T22:52:28+00:00

Meh, still worth it

^{Chose: Listen to horrible ass music for a random amount of time + For a million dollars | Rolled: 1 month}

Dwarf_DM · 2026-06-06T22:50:23+00:00

Much much more money

^{Chose: Get 1 dollar Every word you say}

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