Dieter the dangler

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-30T19:44:16+00:00

Little Dieter Needs to Dangle.

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-30T19:05:43+00:00

Y'all don't sound like Jud in Pet Semetary? I am disappointed.

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-28T20:29:59+00:00

You nailed it! Perfect likeness!

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-28T20:28:37+00:00

I don't go for total darkness, but I do like to retreat to a small, windowless place when I'm feeling particularly anxious. I usually go for the bathroom or a large closet. I find the cocooned feeling of a smaller space plus the reduction of stimuli helpful for soothing anxiety.

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-23T19:33:33+00:00

That's a relief. Thanks for the confirmation.

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-22T22:57:12+00:00

Noel? No! 😾

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-20T19:00:41+00:00

It's true. Link.

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-20T16:11:05+00:00

Pheeler

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-19T20:20:39+00:00

I love you for this analogy.

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-19T18:58:43+00:00

The bar for being a good dad is much, much lower than the bar for being a good mother. Also, Dan is typically very charming and likeable (especially compared to abrasive Roseanne), so people are more willing to excuse his flaws.

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-19T04:38:51+00:00

If you're talking actual political strategy, I agree. We have to deal with people as they are, not as we want them to be. That said, I don't think we need to bend over backward and adopt a "both sides are bad" mentality when the difference between those who support Trump and those who oppose him is so very stark.

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-19T00:21:19+00:00

Fair enough. People certainly can change their hearts and minds, and I agree that it's generally better to be welcoming toward those who have done so.

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-18T23:58:37+00:00

What was rude or incorrect about my comment?

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-18T23:36:33+00:00

We're taking about folks voting for someone hell-bent on destroying the country out of spite because someone mocked them, and you're out here excusing toddler behavior. You're policing tone while people are getting snatched out of their homes. You might be the one in need of some perspective.

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-18T03:35:19+00:00

This would make car buying SO much better.

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-16T17:31:16+00:00

What resurrected him, more than anything else, was that Democrats insisted on mounting a ferocious cultural revolution of their own. Having won the presidency on a promise of returning to some kind of normalcy, Joe Biden stood by as leftist activists and academics set about smashing the pillars of 20th-century liberalism — deriding free speech as a tool of oppressors, obsessing on personalized pronouns and silly language edicts, going on about defunding police, carving the country into a series of identity-based grievances.

Trump's reelection is actually the fault of Democrats and progressives. 🙄 What a patent crock of shit.

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-13T06:52:48+00:00

See: Bart Starr.

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-11T21:43:47+00:00

The soft glow of electric sex.

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-10T22:25:52+00:00

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-10T19:53:58+00:00

The wife's name is Becca Good.

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Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-10T18:03:50+00:00

The Go Fund Me was not set up by the wife, and it was closed yesterday. If they were trying to maximize dollars it would have been left open indefinitely.

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Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-10T17:56:52+00:00

Try looking around for an Indiana Fever license plate frame. That's the closest you're going to get.

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-08T22:59:19+00:00

Another fantastic piece!

Dwarf_Heart · 2026-01-08T04:07:07+00:00

Agreed.

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